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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAR 30, 2007 09:32 AM





There's been a lot of hand-wringing and moaning from American Idol fans over the past couple of weeks. Simon Cowell has threatened to quit the show. One fan has gone on a hunger strike. The reason? It seems that a certain follicle-blessed, and singing-deficient participant with the euphonious name Sanjaya Malakar continues along in the competition (and America's number-one show), while others who can actually sing are voted off.



Far from being voted off the show by members of the public, whose preferences are registered by telephone and text messages to eliminate one contestant each week, Malakar appears to be going from strength to strength.

Even acerbic British judge Simon Cowell, who quipped last month that he would quit if Malakar won the competition, appears to have succumbed. "Sanjaya, I don't think it matters anymore what we say ... I think you are in your own universe and if people like you, good luck," Cowell said after Malakar's startling mohawk hairdo overshadowed another less-than-stellar singing performance on Tuesday.





So, who is to blame? Some have pointed the finger at the website Vote For The Worst which has been urging viewers to vote for the worst singers on Idol for several seasons now.

During the initial auditions, the producers of Idol only let certain people through. Many good people are turned away and many bad singers are kept around to see Simon, Paula, and Randy so that America will be entertained.



Now why do the producers do this? It's simple: American Idol is not about singing at all, it's about making good reality TV and enjoying the cheesy, guilty pleasure of watching bad singing. We agree that a fish out of water is entertaining, and we want to acknowledge this fact by encouraging people to make an even funnier show by helping the amusing antagonists stick around. VFTW sees keeping these contestants around as a golden opportunity to make a funnier show





This season, VFTW has received an added boost now that Howard Stern has been promoting the site and telling his rabid fans to push Sanjaya through. Maybe, though, it has nothing to do with Stern or this site. Maybe there are just a lot of teenage girls who like a kid with a big smile and bigger hair and they also know that reality shows are as far from reality as one can get. Since the show is about the votes rather than the singing, why shouldn't a bad singer win?



(PointBlank is too highbrow for trash like Idol, but if Renee becomes America's Next Top Model, he might blow a gasket.)

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

MAR 30, 2007 09:46 AM





PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAR 30, 2007 10:05 AM

I was thinking Shawn Cassidy, but that works too!

Smuffy

Smuffy

USA
December 2003

MAR 30, 2007 10:07 AM

sanjaya is certainly one of the greatest mysteries american has seen.

SuicidePuppies

SuicidePuppies

Oakland, CA
June 2003

MAR 30, 2007 10:13 AM





jaggy

jaggy

Austin, TX
October 2003

MAR 30, 2007 10:26 AM

and today...


Huzzah

Huzzah

Guilford, CT
October 2006

MAR 30, 2007 10:47 AM

I feel bad for that kid. He knows no one wants him on the show, and he still gets pushed forward. All the terrible things people are saying about him are probably killing his self-esteem. Normally, I'm all for public humiliation and whatnot, but I just feel bad for him for some reason.

NinjaTech

NinjaTech

Minneapolis, MN
November 2003

MAR 30, 2007 11:00 AM

it's about making good reality TV



CaptainJAllama

CaptainJAllama

United Kingdom
October 2006

MAR 30, 2007 11:16 AM

I suggest "America's Worst Pop Star" wherein only the worst get through. The one who has the confidence to go through and win despite being completely talentless should get a record deal because, let's face it, nothing sells like a novelty album.

Though I don't think the contestents should be told about the new concept of the show.

Cain

Cain

SUICIDEGIRL

Iceland

MAR 30, 2007 11:17 AM

I'd like to have that little guy castrated and made my eunuch slave. He'd make a good eunuch.

MarcyBeth

MarcyBeth

Ocala, FL
July 2006

MAR 30, 2007 11:44 AM

CaptainAllama said:
I suggest "America's Worst Pop Star" wherein only the worst get through. The one who has the confidence to go through and win despite being completely talentless should get a record deal because, let's face it, nothing sells like a novelty album.

Though I don't think the contestents should be told about the new concept of the show.



didn't they do this? i remember seeing it on TV - it might not have been FOX, but i swear someone did a show like that.

MarcyBeth

MarcyBeth

Ocala, FL
July 2006

MAR 30, 2007 11:46 AM

i'd also like to add that my father refers to him as San-JINA. because, well, he'd make a pretty decent female.

noirkiss3

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN
April 2006

MAR 30, 2007 11:48 AM

PointBlank said:

(PointBlank is too highbrow for trash like Idol, but if Renee becomes America's Next Top Model, he might blow a gasket.)



Seriously, I'd even take the kooky Russian over her.

CJane

CJane

Toronto, ON
June 2006

MAR 30, 2007 12:25 PM

DarkBlueMarcy said:
i'd also like to add that my father refers to him as San-JINA. because, well, he'd make a pretty decent female.



LOL for some reason I kept thinking the guys name was Sanjay...either way that kid cant carry a tune in a bucket.

jerseystreets

jerseystreets

Rutherford, NJ
March 2003

MAR 30, 2007 12:32 PM

can he possibly be worse than any of the other people who have won that show?

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

MAR 30, 2007 12:43 PM

Wasn't he Johnny Quest's friend?

Gringo

Gringo

Liberty Lake, WA
May 2006

MAR 30, 2007 12:52 PM

I would like to see Sanjaya win...but then again, I would have liked to have seen William Hung win too.

BrightRedScream

BrightRedScream

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

MAR 30, 2007 02:00 PM

OnyxNox said:
I feel bad for that kid. He knows no one wants him on the show, and he still gets pushed forward. All the terrible things people are saying about him are probably killing his self-esteem. Normally, I'm all for public humiliation and whatnot, but I just feel bad for him for some reason.



I'm starting to feel sorry for him as well..
I just think that this is vicious.

saltonsea

saltonsea

Vancouver, BC
July 2004

MAR 30, 2007 02:39 PM

BrightRedScream said:

OnyxNox said:
I feel bad for that kid. He knows no one wants him on the show, and he still gets pushed forward. All the terrible things people are saying about him are probably killing his self-esteem. Normally, I'm all for public humiliation and whatnot, but I just feel bad for him for some reason.



I'm starting to feel sorry for him as well..
I just think that this is vicious.



he probally has no idea of his suckness, and assumes the nay-sayer majority are just 'haters'.

it's what works for ashlee simpson

Wheezy_E

Wheezy_E

Boulder City, NV
April 2004

MAR 30, 2007 03:14 PM

I think it does have a lot to do with Stern, but a big to-do controversy is also good for ratings so I bet idol's producers aren't complelely unhappy about it. Reality shows are fucking stupid and it's exceptionally fun to make a mockery of them. Up With Sangina!

TheInfamousMrV

TheInfamousMrV

Saint Paul, MN
November 2005

MAR 30, 2007 03:22 PM

NinjaTech said:

it's about making good reality TV





No such thing as GOOD Reality TV




Unless we're talking about Murder In Small Town X wink

stigmatamartyr13

stigmatamartyr13

Indianapolis, IN
February 2007

MAR 30, 2007 04:29 PM

he looks like a gay(er) ricki martin with worse hair than danny bonaducci.

oh, and he can't sing. but that didn't stop william hung.

Gringo

Gringo

Liberty Lake, WA
May 2006

MAR 30, 2007 04:56 PM

ShaggyVixe said:

NinjaTech said:

it's about making good reality TV



No such thing as GOOD Reality TV


Hell, there is no such thing as "reality" tv. It's all coerced. The fact that people audition for reality tv nulls any true sense of reality.

I'm still surprised that people believe Laguna Beach/The Hills has anything to do with reality when there are no body mics on the actors (which means all of the voice is dubbed later in a studio) and multiple camera angles are set up prior to the actors just "spontaneously" showing up.

Sheesh, at least they could insult us slightly less by having them wear prop mic packs. biggrin

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

MAR 30, 2007 07:38 PM



I loved it!

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Hawaii National Park, HI
October 2005

MAR 30, 2007 08:13 PM

Pussy_Galore said:


I loved it!



I laughed a LOT. biggrin

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