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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAR 28, 2007 04:42 PM



If you ask me, the headline for this post is all you need to read to capture the hardcore lunacy brilliance of the totally sane King of Pop's completely normal plan.

Michael Jackson has been reviewing plans for a 50-foot robotic replica of himself should he launch a show there.

"It would be in the desert sands," said Mike Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, consultants to large entertainment companies. "Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it's old school."



Shh...you had me at "50 foot robot replica of Michael Jackson with lasers shooting out of it." In a related story, all the wars of the world stopped for a few minutes while everyone tried to stop giggling.

(PointBlank thinks he'd be happy with a 20-foot cyborg. Lasers optional)

Monica

Monica

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

MAR 28, 2007 06:33 PM

Don't we all want our own 50-foot desert robot? I mean really...

scylis

scylis

USA
November 2004

MAR 28, 2007 06:37 PM

this would have been so much better if set to the music from The Terminator.

(and i won't settle for anything less than 30' and 60 tons, with ER Lasers and Long Range Missile racks)

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

MAR 28, 2007 06:39 PM

"Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it's old school."



It failed to mention that the lazers would shoot out of his eyes and directly into the crotches of all the 12-13 year old boys in the audience.

dammit, i used to like lazer eyes, i think he just ruined it for me.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAR 28, 2007 06:39 PM

PEW PEW!

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAR 28, 2007 06:40 PM

Monica said:
Don't we all want our own 50-foot desert robot? I mean really...



Yes. Yes we do.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 28, 2007 06:42 PM

It's going to be in Vegas. Which makes this story far less exciting, because Vegas already has all manner of crazy shit.

trocc

trocc

Chicago, IL
March 2003

MAR 28, 2007 06:42 PM

PaulNikon said:

Monica said:
Don't we all want our own 50-foot desert robot? I mean really...



Yes. Yes we do.


you know, i'd even settle for a giant version of Ultraman that i could control.

Untimely

Untimely

Chicago, IL
January 2007

MAR 28, 2007 06:43 PM

(in Homer Simpson voice..)
ooooh, I thought this said 50-foot dessert robot.

I shall name it: Molestron!

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

MAR 28, 2007 06:44 PM

Just when you thought it was safe for desert dwelling 30-Foot robotic children.....

Then again, this could be the start of something I've been waiting far too long for:


jonze

jonze

Willimantic, CT
December 2005

MAR 28, 2007 06:45 PM

You know, I didn't think Michael could get cool points anymore....I guess I was wrong, that's as awesome as it is creepy. biggrin

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAR 28, 2007 06:47 PM

Awesome.

-TM

coleen

coleen

USA
January 2007

MAR 28, 2007 06:50 PM

Noooope, that's not creepy at all..

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

MAR 28, 2007 06:52 PM

That's something I would like.

Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAR 28, 2007 06:52 PM

surreal

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

MAR 28, 2007 06:52 PM

Monica said:
Don't we all want our own 50-foot desert robot? I mean really...



I've actually got one.

It's true.

katasune

katasune

Salt Lake City, UT
September 2006

MAR 28, 2007 06:56 PM



"As for the 50-foot robot? No word on whether a 10-foot robot will be by its side."



Easily the best quote of that entire article.

Kes

Kes

USA
August 2006

MAR 28, 2007 07:02 PM

I'm at a loss for words

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

MAR 28, 2007 07:06 PM

I guess that's one way to "one up" the Burning Man.

Spoiled

Spoiled

San Francisco, CA
August 2006

MAR 28, 2007 07:11 PM

Vanessa said:
surreal



hahaha
..aaaaawwwwwkwwaaaarrrddd...

deusxmachina

deusxmachina

Honolulu, HI
May 2003

MAR 28, 2007 07:24 PM

I think it's pretty much a given, that if you build a 50 foot robot...it's gotta have lazer beam eyes. I mean common.

Oh I'm so conflicted now over which I value more...my love for robots, or my hatred for child molesters...damn you Michael Jackson.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAR 28, 2007 07:25 PM

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Kolic

Kolic

Broken Arrow, OK
July 2004

MAR 28, 2007 07:30 PM

scylis said:
this would have been so much better if set to the music from The Terminator.

(and i won't settle for anything less than 30' and 60 tons, with ER Lasers and Long Range Missile racks)



No no no...Gausse Rifle, ER PPC, and jump jets.

Jamwise

Jamwise

Australia
April 2006

MAR 28, 2007 07:38 PM

Bah, he totally stole the idea from Spiderbait.

haegen

haegen

San Francisco, CA
July 2005

MAR 28, 2007 07:42 PM

sounds like burning man. except without the 'burning' part. or the 'man' part

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