NEWS: Sexual Assault Freaks Out Men, Too

CULTURE: Sexual Assault Freaks Out Men, Too

All right, all you haters: here's a sexual assault story with a twist: woman walks into frat house, lies down on couch, starts masturbating.



Contrary to sexist ha-ha-lucky-guys jokes, which contain an implicit assumption that it's impossible for a woman to sexually assault a guy (because after all, all men want sex all the time) and are therefore sexist because, among other things, they perpetuate both the idea that men are essentially fucking machines rather than real people with feelings and the idea that women are essentially objects to be fucked, and therefore completely unthreatening to men, the guys were understandably freaked out and called the cops (who arrived shortly after the woman left.)



In fact, they were so freaked out that they threw away the couch.



Bitch_PhD hopes that this story changes the conventional wisdom from "she hates men" to "she hates sex," if only for the sake of variety.

M go blue.

either it was a gay frat, a christian frat or the woman was busted.

I'm going with the latter...and only because I've seen Animal House.

Have to +1 this as well...regardless of even how Bitch_PhD or anyone else sees her articles, I think they're well-written and have enjoyed the good majority of them.

I see little wrong with good old-fashioned man-bashing. It's been the other way for so long, the shoe's just on the other foot now.

What the hell are you talking about? Didn't you just say

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Ok fair enough point. However, this was not a case of sexual assault. I don't mean to minimize the disrespect of the offending woman's action, but in turn I don't want sexual assault being used as an umbrella term. Saying that these guys were victimized by a sexual predator is pushing it a little too far.

Here's one for you, Morgan...

How long did they watch and wait BEFORE they called the cops?

I mean, eventually it'd get boring.

yes, yes I did. wonderful of you to notice.

Does anyone else wonder if the cops would've been late if the scenario was the other way round?

Correct.
Perhaps "sexual invasion" would be a better term.

Probably legally it'd be trespassing and lude behavior or public indecency or something like that.

Oh good lord...

I agree, and have never thought of any of her articles as such. I was making a generalized statement.

Hey, that was for Morgan...not you. :p

I'd be scared if I found a stranger jerking it in my house regardless of their sex.
*shudder*

Uhm....linky...

Ya but would you throw out the couch? I think a thorough cleaning would be sufficient.

u must b gay or christian lol!

What a weird thing for a person to do. Who does something like that?

Sheesh, you try to go along with someone and this is what you get. (obviously since I addressed it to you, I intended it to fall into that category)

In actuality, these comments, while boorish and uncouth , speak to the general attitude and behavior of the typical male, especially the stereotypical fratboy. That is unfortunate.