Secret Photoshop Agent and resident Fashion Icon Zoetica often has the staff at SGHQ asking, "What's Zo Wearing?" Her unique and eccentric style is a rallying call to those who suffer from mainstream malaise. Each week, she tells us how she's combined ordinary items to create her extraordinary look. Undaunted by unusual combinations, "What's Zo Wearing" is SG's answer to middle-of-the-road makeover shows.

If it is bright colors your wardrobe craves this spring, then..I'm afraid I can't help you. It's just not my thing, dig? But do enjoy this fabulous graffiti, instead*.

*This WZW is brought to you by waking up at 6am for no particular reason at all.

Jacket: $50 Pop Killer 2

Very slightly see-though dress: $19 at tiny Korean store

Extra long socks: gift, but similar ones can be found at Sockdreams.com

Copper shoes: Demonia

Esc key silver ring: some place on Melrose Ave

Pocket watch carcass: eBay

Zoetica Ebb is a painter, SG style technician, make up artist, alt. model, photgrapher & occasional cosmonomad. Born in Moscow, Russia, she was raised by a troup of gypsy scientists from space, who coldly sold her to an American technological research facility in 1992. After a daring escape, she graduated from the LA County High School for the Arts, retreated into the rumored underground atelier where she studied with the much-revered fashion guru Madame Von Kuntzertag, followed by a brief stint at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. She's traveled the world, gathering fashion expertise and is thrice certified as official Finesse Monitor to the Khan throne. She loves Yungfuktoi and someday hopes to own a few pieces. For further details, visit Zoetica's member page, or her portfolio website, BioRequiem.

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

New Mexico, USA

MAR 25, 2007 01:12 AM

Peekaboo.
I (kind of) see Zo undies.
Happy bunny.

Valium

SUICIDEGIRL

France

MAR 25, 2007 01:17 AM

the dress is really cute and the ring is awesome! nice WZW

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

MAR 25, 2007 01:33 AM

i wish i had style. They should do a guys thread like this. Maybe what's Bean wearing?

You look totally awesomesauce as usual Zoe

cuntbuckle

I'm lost

July 2006

MAR 25, 2007 01:37 AM

BrokenandHostile said:
They should do a guys thread like this.
You look totally awesomesauce as usual Zoe

that would be a good one...wonder what that would be like?
i do want doplex's trainers.

Zo - that jacket is fresh.

and awesomesauce is fantastic...i might have to use that one.

sixthreetimes

Australia

September 2006

MAR 25, 2007 02:24 AM

I just want say that those socks make me go Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

They are horny as...

Yum yum

private_grave

Belgium

April 2005

MAR 25, 2007 03:22 AM

leg warmers mmmmmm....

SurlyZombie

Portland, OR

September 2006

MAR 25, 2007 03:28 AM

I'm a big fan of the "Esc" ring. Wish I lived in LA just to go find one of those.

-D

SpectreInTheUK

United Kingdom

March 2005

MAR 25, 2007 05:13 AM

when are we gonna get a

"What is Zo wearing?....NOTHING!" day?

Lexiphanic

Australia

August 2005

MAR 25, 2007 06:04 AM

SpectreInTheUK said:
when are we gonna get a
"What is Zo wearing?....NOTHING!" day?

The day after we get a "bean is wearing nothing!" day.

Totally didn't notice the "Zonderwear" until [member=Vanessa} mentioned it!

Anarchie

SUICIDEGIRL

Vatican City

MAR 25, 2007 06:21 AM

That dress is too cute, it's just not allowed.

formerviking

Denver, PA

May 2006

MAR 25, 2007 06:29 AM

Anarchie said:
That dress is too cute, it's just not allowed.

Yes , she really should take it off Also , I think it's safe to say that MOST of us noticed the see through dress . I love that silly escape ring too though .

JoLeigh

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

MAR 25, 2007 08:30 AM

Those socks are WONDERFUL!!!!

Dru_Id

Florence, SC

October 2006

MAR 25, 2007 08:36 AM

BrokenandHostile said:
i wish i had style. They should do a guys thread like this. Maybe what's Bean wearing?

You look totally awesomesauce as usual Zoe

I said the same thing on the last one

I want that ring its the ultimate geek accesory

Skism

I'm lost

September 2005

MAR 25, 2007 01:08 PM

The dress is kinda blah, but she fills out out nicely.

I'd give it a 9

SpectreInTheUK

United Kingdom

March 2005

MAR 25, 2007 01:15 PM

we need a daily article like this for us guys. Mainly guys like me who are quite incapable of dressing themselves and not looking either ridiculous or crazy.

Juliana

SUICIDEGIRL

Burundi

MAR 25, 2007 02:51 PM

My god, I have to go to this Pop Killer place. Thank you, Zo ...

Pop Killer and Pop Killer Second

RileyStClair

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

MAR 25, 2007 02:52 PM

Lexiphanic said:
SpectreInTheUK said:
when are we gonna get a
"What is Zo wearing?....NOTHING!" day?

The day after we get a "bean is wearing nothing!" day.

Totally didn't notice the "Zonderwear" until

[/QUOTE/">Vanessa} mentioned it!

[/QUOTE

bean's set is pending approval.

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL

February 2003

MAR 25, 2007 04:15 PM

Beautiful, as always.

Mr_muddle1

United Kingdom

March 2004

MAR 25, 2007 04:24 PM

I don't wish to cause offence, 'cos Ms Zoetica is obviously teh hottness, no denying that.

I'd just like to know when fashion isn't wearing grey? I've seen colour in some of these, yup. But for the most-part it's always grey. Why? I'm confuzzzeled. But then I've never understood fashion I guess...

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NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

MAR 23, 2007 03:03 PM

SUICIDEGIRL

New Mexico, USA

MAR 25, 2007 01:12 AM

SUICIDEGIRL

France

MAR 25, 2007 01:17 AM

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

MAR 25, 2007 01:33 AM

I'm lost

July 2006

MAR 25, 2007 01:37 AM

sixthreetimes

Australia

September 2006

MAR 25, 2007 02:24 AM

Belgium

April 2005

MAR 25, 2007 03:22 AM

Portland, OR

September 2006

MAR 25, 2007 03:28 AM

United Kingdom

March 2005

MAR 25, 2007 05:13 AM

Australia

August 2005

MAR 25, 2007 06:04 AM

SUICIDEGIRL

Vatican City

MAR 25, 2007 06:21 AM

Denver, PA

May 2006

MAR 25, 2007 06:29 AM

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

MAR 25, 2007 08:30 AM

Florence, SC

October 2006

MAR 25, 2007 08:36 AM

I'm lost

September 2005

MAR 25, 2007 01:08 PM

United Kingdom

March 2005

MAR 25, 2007 01:15 PM

SUICIDEGIRL

Burundi

MAR 25, 2007 02:51 PM

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

MAR 25, 2007 02:52 PM

Melbourne, FL

February 2003

MAR 25, 2007 04:15 PM

United Kingdom

March 2004

MAR 25, 2007 04:24 PM

Manchester, NH

February 2007

MAR 25, 2007 07:05 PM