Threwad

They say threwad died as a boy, but it keeps coming back. Few have seen it and lived. Some have even tried to stop it. NO ONE can!

"What did he say?"

"He asked me if I could help him find his purple lawnmower."

"I don't think this is any time to be funny..."

"He said something else... "It's all right now. He's gone. The threwad's gone.""

1,2 threwad's comin' for you
3,4 better lock your door
5,6 grab your crucifix
7,8 better stay up late
9,10 threwad's back again!

Google reveals this. I'm buying one.

Plissken, your avatar is looking might fine tonight!

*tips hat*

*is brained by threwad*

Snakeplissken is sporting vintage* FTL boxer briefs from Walmart of St. Louis in addition to his smashing blue plaid Lebowski robe available at finer Target stores for $19.99**.










* hole-ridden
**hummus stains not included

I'll meet you at Hollywood & Highland. Bring your ass/butt.

I find myself more and more attracted to you by the minute.

That's it. I'm getting in on the ground floor of this one.

*insinuates self into woodwork*

-TM

After a long hard day at work it's nice to come home to the loving arms of threwad.

And thefreak's gay cat.

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

-TM

Threwad! Stage left even!

"Caucasian" sold separately.

-TM

Gay cat? Good thing tomorrow is CATURDAY!!!1

nnnnnnnneeeeeeerrrrrrrrdddddss!