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Alecks

Alecks

Visalia, CA
October 2004

MAR 22, 2007 11:50 PM

d_day said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

moderncutthroat said:
Title should say Checkmate... not King me. Kings me is in checkers... not chess.



For reals. Or, like... "Chess King Scales the Porcelain Rooks of Brazilian Club Queen all Knight Long." UNH! That's how we do. biggrin



But what about the Pawns, huh? What about the Pawns!




i was thinkin Chick-mate! or nerd one to whore four

trocc

trocc

Chicago, IL
March 2003

MAR 23, 2007 01:16 AM

all this article has done has made me jealous of a teenage chess nerd and realize that DictionaryGirl deserves everything she has coming to her.

and that's enough for one article. that's enough.

Blackfish

Blackfish

Canada
April 2005

MAR 23, 2007 05:23 AM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

d_day said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

moderncutthroat said:
Title should say Checkmate... not King me. Kings me is in checkers... not chess.



For reals. Or, like... "Chess King Scales the Porcelain Rooks of Brazilian Club Queen all Knight Long." UNH! That's how we do. biggrin



But what about the Pawns, huh? What about the Pawns!



"Chess King Scales the Porcelain Rooks of Brazilian Club Queen all Knight Long, While All You Other Advanced Placement Pawns Are Left Beating Your Bishops And Crying Yourselves to Sleep at Night"

The End.

(I'm trying to write another article here! Stop distracting me, Boards! blackeyed )



OMG I love you too ! wink

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

MAR 23, 2007 09:37 AM

dictionary girl, you are my hero.

Dru_Id

Dru_Id

Florence, SC
October 2006

MAR 23, 2007 11:03 AM

DAMN IT why? Why did i go to art school instead of playing anchent board games all day everyday (there are 4 that i know of including ches and 3 of em have ranked profetional tornys. Go, Backgammon, Chess, and parchesse(spelling?) )

Mayernick

Mayernick

Weatherford, OK
September 2006

MAR 23, 2007 12:40 PM

I'd like to see at least one picture of this stripper.

Moderncutthroat

Moderncutthroat

Philadelphia, PA
May 2006

MAR 23, 2007 01:49 PM

JeffX said:
This is has to be an outside of the u.s. thing. I think if I told a woman I played chess she'd drop me like a blind roofer.



never played strip chess I presume? wink

Dude. I'm telling you, smart guys are hot. Why wont anyone believe me?

CVi

CVi

Brazil
March 2007

MAR 23, 2007 05:05 PM

that's why everybody thinks that we Brazilians are all strippers tongue

BrotherHeathen

BrotherHeathen

Witter, AR
November 2006

MAR 23, 2007 08:33 PM

I was under the impression that many Brazillian women were not averse to charging for their company. Perhaps that's where Mr Chess genius' money went, and why he was able to get so much attention?

Or maybe I shouldn't believe so much of what I see on TV.

rxdxt

rxdxt

United Kingdom
September 2003

MAR 25, 2007 04:53 AM

As I declared at my 20 year highschool reunion.

we win.


cranstonlamont

cranstonlamont

Des Moines, IA
September 2006

MAR 25, 2007 11:43 AM

bardsatyr said:
I was under the impression that many Brazillian women were not averse to charging for their company.



I was under the impression that many Arkansan women hooked up with close male relatives. Aren't ethnic generalizations fun?

JeffX

JeffX

I'm lost
June 2006

MAR 31, 2007 11:44 PM

moderncutthroat said:

JeffX said:
This is has to be an outside of the u.s. thing. I think if I told a woman I played chess she'd drop me like a blind roofer.



never played strip chess I presume? wink

Dude. I'm telling you, smart guys are hot. Why wont anyone believe me?



Can't say that I have. I'd be interested in hearing about the rules though.
wink

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

APR 01, 2007 12:24 AM

Double standard check:
I wonder what the general opinions would be if the genders were reversed and this was a 15 year old girl with a 29 year old man.

Kes

Kes

USA
August 2006

APR 01, 2007 02:47 AM

TheGringo said:
Double standard check:
I wonder what the general opinions would be if the genders were reversed and this was a 15 year old girl with a 29 year old man.



A 29 year old male stripper with a 15 year old female chess pro...
I bet the screenplay rights would sell

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