moderncutthroat said:
Title should say Checkmate... not King me. Kings me is in checkers... not chess.
For reals. Or, like... "Chess King Scales the Porcelain Rooks of Brazilian Club Queen all Knight Long." UNH! That's how we do.
But what about the Pawns, huh? What about the Pawns!
"Chess King Scales the Porcelain Rooks of Brazilian Club Queen all Knight Long, While All You Other Advanced Placement Pawns Are Left Beating Your Bishops And Crying Yourselves to Sleep at Night"
The End.
(I'm trying to write another article here! Stop distracting me, Boards! )
DAMN IT why? Why did i go to art school instead of playing anchent board games all day everyday (there are 4 that i know of including ches and 3 of em have ranked profetional tornys. Go, Backgammon, Chess, and parchesse(spelling?) )
I was under the impression that many Brazillian women were not averse to charging for their company. Perhaps that's where Mr Chess genius' money went, and why he was able to get so much attention?
Or maybe I shouldn't believe so much of what I see on TV.
Double standard check:
I wonder what the general opinions would be if the genders were reversed and this was a 15 year old girl with a 29 year old man.
TheGringo said: Double standard check:
I wonder what the general opinions would be if the genders were reversed and this was a 15 year old girl with a 29 year old man.
A 29 year old male stripper with a 15 year old female chess pro...
I bet the screenplay rights would sell
Alecks
Visalia, CA
October 2004
MAR 22, 2007 11:50 PM