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Nokturn

Nokturn

United Kingdom
April 2006

MAR 19, 2007 05:43 AM

Now all somebody needs to do is actually make some porn thats worth watching and there will be a point to all this.

Possum666

Possum666

Saint Paul, MN
June 2006

MAR 19, 2007 05:50 AM

Does anyone else find it ironic that the hacked cable provider was called "Cox Communications"?

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

MAR 19, 2007 07:56 AM

Jaylin said:
Project Mayhem lives on.

*sweet*



Shhhhhh!

You know the first rule!

DeceptiviewFilm

DeceptiviewFilm

Parlin, NJ
February 2004

MAR 19, 2007 07:57 AM

Soundwave would've jammed those transmissions. Soundwave is the man.

mentalrage

mentalrage

United Kingdom
March 2006

MAR 19, 2007 08:38 AM

Accidental Hero or what, that is quality. Death, poverty, disease, famine, war, the constant decay of the human species that's all okay for mass consumption but sex no we can't show people that it doesn't make them afraid.

Addison

Addison

SUICIDEGIRL

South Carolina, USA

MAR 19, 2007 09:08 AM

hahaha thats great! if that happened where I lived....all hell would break loose.

SmilingSinner

SmilingSinner

Herndon, VA
January 2007

MAR 19, 2007 10:28 AM

And now, after that brief break; we return you to your regularely scheduled Propaganda and fear mongering, enjoy!

Ngila

Ngila

Portland, OR
June 2006

MAR 19, 2007 11:19 AM

That's beautiful ahaha

Psamtik

Psamtik

Portland, OR
May 2004

MAR 19, 2007 11:44 AM

hack the planet

JoLeigh

JoLeigh

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

MAR 19, 2007 01:14 PM

Porn on tv
the new 6 oclock news
LOVE IT

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

MAR 19, 2007 02:31 PM

I pray for porn to randomly pop up on my TV screen every night, but it never happens. There is no God.

thorpig

thorpig

Japan
January 2004

MAR 19, 2007 03:19 PM

Could they not have thought of something better to broadcast? Those responsible, risking the loss of their jobs, essentially had preaching power to thousands of people at that moment, and they chose to show porn? Imagine the satire of interrupting a human-interest news show with information on Sudan, Falun Gong, the Amazon rainforest, or anything else that the media seems to be ignoring in favour of Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears.

noirkiss3

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN
April 2006

MAR 19, 2007 03:43 PM

thorpig said:
Could they not have thought of something better to broadcast? Those responsible, risking the loss of their jobs, essentially had preaching power to thousands of people at that moment, and they chose to show porn? Imagine the satire of interrupting a human-interest news show with information on Sudan, Falun Gong, the Amazon rainforest, or anything else that the media seems to be ignoring in favour of Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears.



God!!
through all the laughs and the like, you hit the nail on the head. Seriously, kudos.

vampyremark

vampyremark

United Kingdom
January 2007

MAR 19, 2007 04:27 PM

Maybe it was a pissed off new reader realising that his job was pointless and that he wanted pple to pay more attention, what better way to make pple pay attention though lol

gutterman

gutterman

Austin, TX
August 2003

MAR 19, 2007 06:59 PM

Maybe it was someone who works at the station and watches porn on one of the monitors. And then he wants to watch it on the big screen, so he flips a switch... OOPS! Wrong switch. Shit!

OhSoOrdinary

OhSoOrdinary

New York, NY
July 2006

MAR 19, 2007 08:22 PM

THat's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

cupcakeOdoom

cupcakeOdoom

Baldwin, NY
March 2006

MAR 19, 2007 08:32 PM

sounds like my 7th grade health teacher... popped in a VHS of an anti smoking documentary he taped off TV for us. long story short = catholic elementary school + accidental hardcore porn his "brother" taped. gooood times.

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

MAR 19, 2007 08:36 PM

CherryCola said:
sounds like my 7th grade health teacher... popped in a VHS of an anti smoking documentary he taped off TV for us. long story short = catholic elementary school + accidental hardcore porn his "brother" taped. gooood times.



Was it gay porn? Because that would have been extra hilarious.

camalot

camalot

Canada
April 2006

MAR 19, 2007 08:44 PM

"cable provider Cox Communications"

Heh heh, with a name like that, how can anyone be surprised?

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

MAR 19, 2007 09:02 PM

Nokturn said:
Now all somebody needs to do is actually make some porn thats worth watching and there will be a point to all this.



What he said...

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

MAR 19, 2007 09:07 PM

camalot said:
"cable provider Cox Communications"

Heh heh, with a name like that, how can anyone be surprised?



Yeah well, where it can get ugly is when I'm trying to give my niece or nephew my email address over the phone. Needless to say there's an awkward second or three when the kid on the other end isn't from a part of the country where Cox is the cable TV/cable modem monopoly. I've taken to just spelling the name and avoiding all the awkwardness and giggles.

machfive

machfive

Minneapolis, MN
August 2003

MAR 19, 2007 10:51 PM

"an act of human sabotage"?

Is there a lot of machine sabotage? Fucking robots!

EvanX

EvanX

Grand Rapids, MI
June 2003

MAR 20, 2007 01:02 PM

I loved it!

Lily

Lily

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

MAR 20, 2007 01:23 PM

haha. awesome.

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