NEWS: Woman Awarded 12K For Losing Half Her Ass

Yeah, that kind of mistake isn't something I would take well sitting down. If she even put up more than a half-assed lawsuit I'm sure she could have done better.

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Puns intended.

Half-assed surgical skills! Ah-hahaha!

This story is made for bad jokes. I love it.

I just wonder what it's like sitting. Does she have to use a small pillow on one side?

That really does suck though, poor lady. I thought bellydancers were supposed to be voluptuous and have nice curvy thighs and what not though? Why would she want to alter that..All bellydancers I've seen are beautifully plump. Oh well, let's hope she can get her bum back with the money she was awarded.

Yeah, I was wondering what Coleen brought up,
about sitting. Won't she start developing
terrible back aches and such awful things?

Where to start....*sigh*

1. How the fuck does a doctor not know the difference between thighs and ass. I'm pretty sure anatomy 101 was somewhere in his background.

2. The bitch's name is Cleopatra? Why? Cleopatra would never have surgery like that, sugesting she wasn't already perfect.

3. She's a BELLY DANCER and she's worried about her thighs?!?!? Have you SEEEEN belly dancer's legs? They're hideous! Muscles on top of muscles. I had the most beautiful woman for my belly dancing instructor and when she lifted her pants to show us correct leg positoning, i almost threw up. MY GOD that woman had some ugly legs. They're muscles grow muscles... there's muscles between muscles, They're bones are fucking muscles...heh. It's gross.

Lipo only gets rid of fat, right? I mean it's not like they sucked the muscle out of her ass. Eat a cheeseburger and shut up.

Call me curious, but I'd like to see pics.

That isn't alot of money for a botched liposuction/surgery.

BUMmer.

I guess lawsuits aren't the national pastime in Germany that they are in the States. The woman took a realistic estimate of the money she was out and sued for that.

also keep in mind it was only half her ass, so the amount would be double that for a whole ass.

That's STILL not enough!

I bet its uncomfortable to sit.

hahahahaahahaha

Thats 10 kinds of fucked up

This headline should have read -

"£6000 Ham now on sale in Munich."

Yeah, and that's why their insurance is so high, which is why their services are so ridiculously expensive. Everyone's looking for a big payout for nothing despite the fact that they make it worse for everyone else.

Candide` references, anyone?

trust me, as a bank teller I rely on my ass on a daily basis to perform many basic job related functions. such as sitting...