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Colin_ORegan

Colin_ORegan

Brooklyn, NY
May 2006

MAR 16, 2007 08:32 PM

A woman has mistakenly lost half her ass to the tune of ₤12,000. Sadly, while getting her saddlebags treated for disproportionateness a doctor confused her ass for her thighs and sucked the life out of one cheek.

Julia 'Cleopatra' Meyer, 38, from Munich, wanted slimmer thighs and instead ended up with half her bum missing.

The court heard that during the liposuction the plastic surgeon, not named, from a private clinic, had removed fat from her right buttock instead of her thighs.

She said: "I had been unhappy with my saddlebags, the fat stored in the outer thigh area. Because of the local anaesthesia I did not realise what he was doing.

"When I saw afterwards that half of my bum was missing I almost fainted. It had been completely sucked away."

Experts were called in and testified that the surgeon's skills in this procedure were half-assed at best. Cleopatra took the surgeon to court as her disproportionate ass has left her feeling terribly self-conscious. Cleopatra earns her living as a professional belly dancer and due to her newly acquired inhibitions has been unable to perform and earn her wages.

The court hearing her case has awarded Cleopatra twice the ₤6,000 she was originally suing for. Hopefully that money will go towards returning junk to her trunk.

This all took place in Germany.

Arete

Arete

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 16, 2007 08:41 PM

she only asked for 6,000? my ass is worth waaay more than that to me.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

MAR 16, 2007 08:52 PM

It's saddle BAGS. Saddle backs makes no sense.

JoLeigh

JoLeigh

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

MAR 16, 2007 08:52 PM

my god....
that truly sucks ass
no pun intended
I would have went for more

sugar_on_asphalt

sugar_on_asphalt

Dekalb, IL
June 2003

MAR 16, 2007 09:13 PM

I did a case about something like this. The girl was going to model for Playboy so she went in to a "liposuctionist" for a touch-up. He ended up totally destroying her ass. It was a really sad case.

ValCapone

ValCapone

Montreal, QC
June 2005

MAR 16, 2007 09:23 PM

How do you screw up a liposuction? People like having asses, not thunder thighs, how hard is that?

KorbenDallas

KorbenDallas

Qatar
January 2005

MAR 16, 2007 09:28 PM

Can i sue god for never giving me one?

JII

JII

Arlington, VA
August 2005

MAR 16, 2007 09:29 PM

what the fahhhhh?

JekyllAndHyde

JekyllAndHyde

Baltimore, MD
April 2005

MAR 16, 2007 09:47 PM

I'm sorry, but I just have to say... A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Seriously though, whatever happened to diet and exercise? I'm totally an old-fashioned prune, I suppose....

jaggy

jaggy

Austin, TX
October 2003

MAR 16, 2007 09:54 PM

hey, one butt cheek is better than nuthin !

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

MAR 16, 2007 09:58 PM

Just because you have the "Dr." before your name, doesn't mean your competent or honest, it just means you have a "Dr." before your name.

Poor girl, 6k is a rather small amount, can they reconstruct?

palacemuse

palacemuse

Phoenix, AZ
March 2005

MAR 16, 2007 10:10 PM

JoLeigh said:
my god....
that truly sucks ass
no pun intended
I would have went for more



Ummm, nope. That pun was intended. And it was funny. Own it.

I also laughed out loud at "Experts were called in and testified that the surgeon's skills in this procedure were half-assed at best."

That's some funny stuff.

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

MAR 16, 2007 10:20 PM

JoLeigh said:
my god....
that truly sucks ass
no pun intended
I would have went for more



That made me laugh out loud, thanks! kiss

Pilkington

Pilkington

USA
October 2005

MAR 16, 2007 10:49 PM

KorbenDallas said:
Can i sue god for never giving me one?



Why sue god when Ben and Jerry can cheaply give you what god forgot?

Ticktockman

Ticktockman

Durham, NC
April 2006

MAR 16, 2007 11:13 PM

She'll be the butt of bad jokes for the rest of her life, poor bum.

-TTm

Pyromethious

Pyromethious

Silver Springs, FL
October 2006

MAR 16, 2007 11:49 PM

Just for random intruige...I take it that, while the results may not prove the best either, this sorta thing is irreversable? I pose the question because we're talking fat tissue and not muscle right?

Kes

Kes

USA
August 2006

MAR 17, 2007 12:10 AM

especially lame being that she's a belly dancer. she depends upon her body for her livelihood (wouldn't matter that much if she was, say, a bank teller)

although it would still suck

xmaulerx

xmaulerx

China
February 2007

MAR 17, 2007 12:11 AM

Arete said:
she only asked for 6,000? my ass is worth waaay more than that to me.



Well you have to remember the exchange rate...
in the US that'd be like $12,000 or more.
But instead she was awarded like $24,000.

sterlingsteele

sterlingsteele

San Francisco, CA
November 2003

MAR 17, 2007 01:14 AM

Arete said:
she only asked for 6,000? my ass is worth waaay more than that to me.



that is worth way more...

1.00 GBP = $1.94 USD or
1.00 GBP = $2.28 Canadian dollars.

she was awarded 12,000 which is equal to
$23,307.08 US dollars
$27,405.63 Canadian dollars

wink

Horrorflick

Horrorflick

Detroit, MI
February 2003

MAR 17, 2007 02:37 AM

sterlingsteele said:

Arete said:
she only asked for 6,000? my ass is worth waaay more than that to me.



that is worth way more...

1.00 GBP = $1.94 USD or
1.00 GBP = $2.28 Canadian dollars.

she was awarded 12,000 which is equal to
$23,307.08 US dollars
$27,405.63 Canadian dollars

wink




It still doesn't seem like all that much. Doctors here in the states get sued for way more than that for a lot less, she should have tried for more.

yurei

yurei

USA
June 2006

MAR 17, 2007 02:49 AM

pyromethious said:
Just for random intruige...I take it that, while the results may not prove the best either, this sorta thing is irreversable? I pose the question because we're talking fat tissue and not muscle right?



It seems like it, but(t) besides direct injection, how does one allocate fat to only one cheek?

But seriously, that sucks what to happened to her. (No pun intended.)

yurei

yurei

USA
June 2006

MAR 17, 2007 03:00 AM

Two words: thigh master

theGirlfixer

theGirlfixer

United Kingdom
January 2007

MAR 17, 2007 03:53 AM

Thats a pretty depressin thought- permanently loosing half ur arse!
Makes me trust surgeons even less.
I guess thats what u get when u play with liposuction!

tragicflaw

tragicflaw

San Diego, CA
July 2006

MAR 17, 2007 03:55 AM

Arete said:
she only asked for 6,000? my ass is worth waaay more than that to me.



I agree.

geo35

geo35

Minneapolis, MN
January 2003

MAR 17, 2007 06:04 AM

This woman should have got ten times that for the trauma of having her ass removed. I can't even imagine the level of surgical ineptitude involved here. What a nightmare.

To witness an even worse one, rent the one hour documentary called "Plastic Disasters." http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=70053068&trkid=90529. In it, you'll see Mona, whose bowel was punctured during liposuction, ultimately resulting in the amputation of her legs.

'Surreal.




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