NEWS: Woman Awarded 12K For Losing Half Her Ass

CULTURE: Woman Awarded 12K For Losing Half Her Ass

A woman has mistakenly lost half her ass to the tune of ₤12,000. Sadly, while getting her saddlebags treated for disproportionateness a doctor confused her ass for her thighs and sucked the life out of one cheek.

Experts were called in and testified that the surgeon's skills in this procedure were half-assed at best. Cleopatra took the surgeon to court as her disproportionate ass has left her feeling terribly self-conscious. Cleopatra earns her living as a professional belly dancer and due to her newly acquired inhibitions has been unable to perform and earn her wages.

The court hearing her case has awarded Cleopatra twice the ₤6,000 she was originally suing for. Hopefully that money will go towards returning junk to her trunk.

This all took place in Germany.

It's saddle BAGS. Saddle backs makes no sense.

I did a case about something like this. The girl was going to model for Playboy so she went in to a "liposuctionist" for a touch-up. He ended up totally destroying her ass. It was a really sad case.

How do you screw up a liposuction? People like having asses, not thunder thighs, how hard is that?

Can i sue god for never giving me one?

what the fahhhhh?

I'm sorry, but I just have to say... A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Seriously though, whatever happened to diet and exercise? I'm totally an old-fashioned prune, I suppose....

hey, one butt cheek is better than nuthin !

Just because you have the "Dr." before your name, doesn't mean your competent or honest, it just means you have a "Dr." before your name.

Poor girl, 6k is a rather small amount, can they reconstruct?

Ummm, nope. That pun was intended. And it was funny. Own it.

I also laughed out loud at "Experts were called in and testified that the surgeon's skills in this procedure were half-assed at best."

That's some funny stuff.

That made me laugh out loud, thanks!

Why sue god when Ben and Jerry can cheaply give you what god forgot?

She'll be the butt of bad jokes for the rest of her life, poor bum.

-TTm

Just for random intruige...I take it that, while the results may not prove the best either, this sorta thing is irreversable? I pose the question because we're talking fat tissue and not muscle right?

especially lame being that she's a belly dancer. she depends upon her body for her livelihood (wouldn't matter that much if she was, say, a bank teller)

although it would still suck

Well you have to remember the exchange rate...
in the US that'd be like $12,000 or more.
But instead she was awarded like $24,000.

that is worth way more...

1.00 GBP = $1.94 USD or
1.00 GBP = $2.28 Canadian dollars.

she was awarded 12,000 which is equal to
$23,307.08 US dollars
$27,405.63 Canadian dollars

It still doesn't seem like all that much. Doctors here in the states get sued for way more than that for a lot less, she should have tried for more.

It seems like it, but(t) besides direct injection, how does one allocate fat to only one cheek?

But seriously, that sucks what to happened to her. (No pun intended.)

Two words: thigh master

Thats a pretty depressin thought- permanently loosing half ur arse!
Makes me trust surgeons even less.
I guess thats what u get when u play with liposuction!

I agree.

This woman should have got ten times that for the trauma of having her ass removed. I can't even imagine the level of surgical ineptitude involved here. What a nightmare.

To witness an even worse one, rent the one hour documentary called "Plastic Disasters." http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=70053068&trkid=90529. In it, you'll see Mona, whose bowel was punctured during liposuction, ultimately resulting in the amputation of her legs.

'Surreal.