McQueen said:
So this Girls Only group has caused quite a stir. No problem. Let the ladies talk among themselves. We all need some same-gender hang time. Unlike some, I love and embrace the differences between the XXs and the XYs.
What's upsetting is the reaction from the fellas, more specifically talk of a Boys Group. "Boys?" How about a Mens Group? One where you don't bitch and moan? One where you're not a sycophantic doormat? One where you you don't beg for sex on a regular basis?
Ahhhh, but wait. There is a Mens Group: the Silverbacks. Not a group in the SG sense of the word...more like a collective. And there are rules. Here are a few:
Rule #1: Silverbacks never beg.
Rule #2: Silverbacks never beg.
Rule #3: Silverback sexual prowess is not gauged on how many girls he's slept with, but rather, how well he's slept with them.
Rule #4: Silverbacks never instigate violence.
Rule #5: Silverbacks never, ever back down.
Rule #6: Silverbacks put the safety and well-being of family and friends above their own.
Rule #7: Silverbacks are kind, but never pushovers.
Rule #8: Silverbacks never take a free drink without returning the favor.
Rule #9: Silverbacks wax cars and the occasional kitchen floor, never their legs or chest.
Rule #10: Silverbacks are NOT members of the Suicideboys group.
Rule #11: Silverbacks never beg.
You can find us through the Hookup page.
(Incidentally, the SBs pre-date this Girl Group by quite some time.)
Sometimes...I still miss that fucker. Even if he DID drive a Ford.
I'm not sure where I stand on the 'never back down' rule, but for a second I thought this thread was going to say McQueen had died in a tragic halfpipe accident. And I was extremely bummed.
Also, I spent the afternoon working on my car and visiting automotive and hardware stores. Unfortunately, though, I drive a Volvo.
A man should call the toss
Wear the pants, and be the boss
A man should be the drink
For his own damn sake
And men should the misters
And the masters of their sisters
A man should be the reason
For a heart to break
A man should cut the lawn
Change the tire, mend the worn
A man should never wait
To oil a rusting gate
Men should hold the key positions
In our country's great traditions
A man should put the food
Upon the family plate
So, be moral
Don't quarrel
Fair and square is best
Let me alert you
That virtue won't hurt you
Or desert you
If you wear hair on your chest
So always remember to follow the rules
Box clever
And jocks never
Hock another jock's tools
A man should wax a car
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar
A man should like his brow
To be wet with sweat
Men should know the right occasions
To indulge in tax evasions
A man should know the settings
That his spark plugs get
Faggots are maggots
Thank God I'm a man.
Not saying that that last line was relevant, but I got the same Men are Men vibe...
Though admitting I'm a Shock Treatment fan pretty much disqualifies me from his group anyway.
He's still happily married to thepromdate, still rocking in his band Cova, still very very very Vegan, still tearing it up on his Triumph(s), and still a solid duder. 100% Silverback.
Oh, amen about the Ford thing. I still don't have any idea what's up with that.
What's upsetting is the reaction from the fellas, more specifically talk of a Boys Group. "Boys?" How about a Mens Group? One where you don't bitch and moan? One where you're not a sycophantic doormat? One where you you don't beg for sex on a regular basis?
Cash
USA
OLD SKOOL
MAR 11, 2007 07:28 PM