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Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 11, 2007 07:28 PM



McQueen said:
So this Girls Only group has caused quite a stir. No problem. Let the ladies talk among themselves. We all need some same-gender hang time. Unlike some, I love and embrace the differences between the XXs and the XYs.

What's upsetting is the reaction from the fellas, more specifically talk of a Boys Group. "Boys?" How about a Mens Group? One where you don't bitch and moan? One where you're not a sycophantic doormat? One where you you don't beg for sex on a regular basis?

Ahhhh, but wait. There is a Mens Group: the Silverbacks. Not a group in the SG sense of the word...more like a collective. And there are rules. Here are a few:

Rule #1: Silverbacks never beg.
Rule #2: Silverbacks never beg.
Rule #3: Silverback sexual prowess is not gauged on how many girls he's slept with, but rather, how well he's slept with them.
Rule #4: Silverbacks never instigate violence.
Rule #5: Silverbacks never, ever back down.
Rule #6: Silverbacks put the safety and well-being of family and friends above their own.
Rule #7: Silverbacks are kind, but never pushovers.
Rule #8: Silverbacks never take a free drink without returning the favor.
Rule #9: Silverbacks wax cars and the occasional kitchen floor, never their legs or chest.
Rule #10: Silverbacks are NOT members of the Suicideboys group.
Rule #11: Silverbacks never beg.

You can find us through the Hookup page.
(Incidentally, the SBs pre-date this Girl Group by quite some time.)




Sometimes...I still miss that fucker. Even if he DID drive a Ford.

RubberSoul

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA
February 2003

MAR 12, 2007 05:23 PM

I like that list, but I would never drive an American car.

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

MAR 12, 2007 06:17 PM

RubberSoul said:
I like that list, but I would never drive an American car.



Not only that but I would never drive any car at all.

In fact, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure cars don't even exist

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 12, 2007 07:39 PM

RubberSoul said:
I like that list, but I would never drive an American car.



Funny...I would never drive anything BUT an American car. Funnier than that...I haven't driven anything but a pickup truck in 8 years.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

MAR 12, 2007 09:06 PM

Ah man I thought this thread was about THE McQueen . blackeyed

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His birthday is the 24th.

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

MAR 12, 2007 09:48 PM

chainlink said:
Ah man I thought this thread was about THE McQueen . blackeyed

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His birthday is the 24th.


Ditto.

And I still wouldn't name myself after a gorilla.

And I've only ever owned American cars (including one Ford Mustang)

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

MAR 12, 2007 10:01 PM

The first time I ever saw the Silverback Creed, I saved it to a txt file so I would remember what I was looking for.

Aw, McQueen.

Rush

Rush

Memphis, TN
June 2005

MAR 12, 2007 10:17 PM

Rule #12: Silverbacks never say die?

adjunct

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA
July 2002

MAR 12, 2007 10:54 PM

I'm not sure where I stand on the 'never back down' rule, but for a second I thought this thread was going to say McQueen had died in a tragic halfpipe accident. And I was extremely bummed.

Also, I spent the afternoon working on my car and visiting automotive and hardware stores. Unfortunately, though, I drive a Volvo.

D

D

USA
January 2003

MAR 13, 2007 04:17 PM

what Flux said..
sigh...
-D

swingkitten

swingkitten

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

MAR 14, 2007 02:15 AM

Flux said:
The first time I ever saw the Silverback Creed, I saved it to a txt file so I would remember what I was looking for.

Aw, McQueen.



I've actually just done the same thing. What a perfect, simple list; yet adherents are apparently quite hard to find.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

MAR 14, 2007 03:16 AM

adjunct said:
Also, I spent the afternoon working on my car and visiting automotive and hardware stores. Unfortunately, though, I drive a Volvo.



I think that makes you a "metrosexual".

Kolic

Kolic

Broken Arrow, OK
July 2004

MAR 14, 2007 08:36 AM

...I'm suddenly struck by the song "Thank God I'm a Man" from Shock Treatment...

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A man should call the toss
Wear the pants, and be the boss
A man should be the drink
For his own damn sake

And men should the misters
And the masters of their sisters
A man should be the reason
For a heart to break

A man should cut the lawn
Change the tire, mend the worn
A man should never wait
To oil a rusting gate

Men should hold the key positions
In our country's great traditions
A man should put the food
Upon the family plate

So, be moral
Don't quarrel
Fair and square is best

Let me alert you
That virtue won't hurt you
Or desert you

If you wear hair on your chest

So always remember to follow the rules

Box clever

And jocks never

Hock another jock's tools

A man should wax a car
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar
A man should like his brow
To be wet with sweat

Men should know the right occasions
To indulge in tax evasions
A man should know the settings
That his spark plugs get

Faggots are maggots
Thank God I'm a man.



Not saying that that last line was relevant, but I got the same Men are Men vibe...
Though admitting I'm a Shock Treatment fan pretty much disqualifies me from his group anyway.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

MAR 14, 2007 08:44 AM

Silverbacks unite!

Lil_Tuffy

adjunct

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA
July 2002

MAR 14, 2007 12:20 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

adjunct said:
Also, I spent the afternoon working on my car and visiting automotive and hardware stores. Unfortunately, though, I drive a Volvo.



I think that makes you a "metrosexual".


Waitaminnit, it's a boxy wagon from the '80s, not one of those swish entry-level luxury sedans.

punt

punt

San Jose, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 14, 2007 05:02 PM

I talk to McQueen on a fairly regular basis.

He's still happily married to thepromdate, still rocking in his band Cova, still very very very Vegan, still tearing it up on his Triumph(s), and still a solid duder. 100% Silverback.

Oh, amen about the Ford thing. I still don't have any idea what's up with that.

...his T-Bird is sweet though, I'll admit it.

Silverbacks por vida.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

APR 12, 2007 06:04 AM

Now, more than ever.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 12, 2007 01:36 PM

There should be a silverbacks tab....

Lil_Tuffy

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 27, 2010 06:59 PM

I knew that Blue-Oval sumbitch would come back one day.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

MAR 27, 2010 07:11 PM

What's upsetting is the reaction from the fellas, more specifically talk of a Boys Group. "Boys?" How about a Mens Group? One where you don't bitch and moan? One where you're not a sycophantic doormat? One where you you don't beg for sex on a regular basis?



Rule #12: Silverbacks whine about semantics.

hor

hor

I'm lost
June 2005

MAR 28, 2010 12:54 AM


Rule #13: Silverbacks enjoy redundancy.

McQueen

mcqueen

San Jose, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 28, 2010 01:21 PM

Cash said:
I knew that Blue-Oval sumbitch would come back one day.



We can't have you roaming these halls all by yourself. Who knows what kind of trouble you might get into.

saltylibrarian

saltylibrarian

I'm lost
February 2010

MAR 28, 2010 04:00 PM



I haven't driven anything but a pickup truck in 8 years.



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