Uncognitive said:
"Hey God, thanks for designing cucumbers so that they'd make great dildos. I certainly say your name a lot when I insert one into my ass, so good looking out on that one!"
I'm also wondering why nobody's rushing to give God credit for making poisonous berries, or foodstuffs that are difficult to grow and harvest.
Please film this, call it The Athiest II, and post it to GodTube.
Please.
Guitarsnglasses said:
I dont think they need us to rain on their "scientific research", the message boards are already filled with comments on how stupid their videos are.
Shhhhhhhhhh!!!! Do not listen to that man. Please film this, and post it HERE. GodTube doesn't deserve the intramarriage of the that cucumber and your vagina!
Tarqu1n said:
Holy crap. Why not just visit old people not dressed up as a clown?
They're not children.
Dude, do you not read the bible?
Matthew 14:13 - 'And when tho shall visit the infirm and elderly, tho must wear a techni-colored clown wig, white face paint, and a red rubber nose. It has been commanded.'
Why were those clowns being so stealthy in that nursing home? I mean, that was some serious Solid Snake shit right there. And when the narrator started talking about their mission? It was almost like a Christian conspiracy to assassinate OAPs.
Tarqu1n said:
Holy crap. Why not just visit old people not dressed up as a clown?
They're not children.
Dude, do you not read the bible?
Matthew 14:13 - 'And when tho shall visit the infirm and elderly, tho must wear a techni-colored clown wig, white face paint, and a red rubber nose. It has been commanded.'
Jon_Kesselman
Brooklyn, NY
August 2006
MAR 08, 2007 03:38 PM