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astrogirl84

astrogirl84

Fulton, MO
February 2007

MAR 06, 2007 07:34 PM

turin said:

deusxmachina said:

aleksa said:

Gayballs said:
Isn't the Geico Caveman the radioactive guy on HEROES?



That's hilarious, my 9 year old says that every time she see that guy on "Heroes."



Me and my wife kept saying the same thing! If you read through the postings on IMDB though, it says it's not him but the actor thinks it's funny.


Here's a sneak preview of Cavemen: Someone makes an offensive off the cuff remark about cavemen. Caveman crosses arms and looks away disdainfully. Audience laughs.

And then at some point the caveman tries to give his garbage disposal "more power", which really pisses off Jill. Then it's all up to caveman Wilson to give the much needed neighborly advice that solves all their problems.



that's every sitcom in the past 30 years. why start having standards now?



Don't forgot about the love interest that's introduced in the pilot (or sometimes the first episode), then something happens to prevent a relatioinship from going any further....or see it seems? Then, nope, definitely not going to happen, or maybe....

elpuffy

elpuffy

Wagoner, OK
January 2006

MAR 06, 2007 07:58 PM

I love the Geico cavemen too, but I don't know if they can hold up for a whole show. It'll be something to see, anyhow.

However I just cannot stomach the idea of a feature film based on the Burger King. Do you have any idea how many people are going to run screaming from the theatres?

deusxmachina

deusxmachina

Honolulu, HI
May 2003

MAR 06, 2007 08:07 PM

astrogirl84 said:
Don't forgot about the love interest that's introduced in the pilot (or sometimes the first episode), then something happens to prevent a relatioinship from going any further....or see it seems? Then, nope, definitely not going to happen, or maybe....



Until the third season, where they finally do hook up and the audience gets what they've been waiting to see... Until they break up on the season finale of the fourth season. Estranged, but stabalizing "friendship" in the fifth season...And then the suprise proposal one episode before the series finale that TOTALLY came out of nowhere.

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

MAR 06, 2007 08:35 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
But ACTUALLY, now that I've read the whole adjacent article I'm infinitely more interested in this:


One of the most aggressive has been Burger King Holdings Inc. The chain has focused over the last year on lifting the profile of its "King" mascot, a mute character best known for his creepy smile. The burger baron recently starred in a series of videogames, and the company says it has lined up a studio and distributor for a feature film. Russ Klein, Burger King's president of global marketing strategy, won't reveal the studio's identity or the likely plot. But he says the movie could appear as early as the end of this year, with the film aimed at "creating a back story for the King."



Holy shit. love



Holy shit, thank you for posting the most amazing piece of entertainment news I ever heard. And I'm serious.

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

MAR 06, 2007 08:42 PM

I'd give the Caveman show a shot. The ad campaign is consistently funny. Though so far it's only a pilot episode in development, and a shitload of pilots never get seen, let alone run on TV. So we'll see what happens.

I just want to know, though, when they're going to make a animated series based on that Esurance chick.

Synthiviper

Synthiviper

Chicago, IL
June 2004

MAR 06, 2007 09:51 PM

turin said:

Synthiviper said:
This is going to be horrible.

Also, hate to be completely anal retentive, but "cockney" is a dialect, not an accent. tongue



I thought it was an australian accent, anyway.



No, it's definitely cockney. Australian is a dialect as well. tongue

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

MAR 06, 2007 10:16 PM

aleksa said:

Gayballs said:
Isn't the Geico Caveman the radioactive guy on HEROES?



That's hilarious, my 9 year old says that every time she see that guy on "Heroes."



I always thought that he bore an unholy resemblance to Val Kilmer.

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

MAR 06, 2007 10:40 PM

Synthiviper said:

turin said:

Synthiviper said:
This is going to be horrible.

Also, hate to be completely anal retentive, but "cockney" is a dialect, not an accent. tongue



I thought it was an australian accent, anyway.



No, it's definitely cockney. Australian is a dialect as well. tongue



I bow to your superior linguistitsu.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

MAR 07, 2007 12:01 AM

It'll never see the light of day. They make over a hundred pilots every year and few make it on the air.

I'm sure Geico is paying for much of the cost of the pilot. That's how those things work, now. That's why horrible ideas like this make it to the pilot stage, because the studio is not dealing with the risk by putting up any money.

They won't use any of the guys from the commercial because they will be looking for a "name" - it will be some kind whose "hot" that America has never heard of but Hollywood is shitting themselves over.

DannyDMc

DannyDMc

Fargo, ND
July 2003

MAR 07, 2007 12:44 AM


I think thi could be a great idea, if its done right. It most likely won't be but, hey, nothings gained if nothings tried. Besides, I haven't had my fix of prehistoric humor since they canceled Dinosaurs! biggrin

Girthy

Girthy

Canoga Park, CA
July 2005

MAR 07, 2007 12:45 AM

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

guerillasphere

guerillasphere

San Francisco, CA
March 2006

MAR 07, 2007 02:30 AM

If the cavemen on this show are anything like Link in Encino Man things should be ok. Link was Brandon Fraser's best and career defining role because he was stupid, simple, and loved big boobs -- or was it gazongas? the smug or aloof (or manic-depressive) caveman bit doesn't have much play beyond 30 seconds as every Geico caveman ad after the very first one proves. So get Val Kilmer to play the lead Link (good call RudieCantFail), hire Fraser as his acting coach, and hire Pauly Shore to write the pilot and we've got a green light.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAR 07, 2007 07:13 AM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
But ACTUALLY, now that I've read the whole adjacent article I'm infinitely more interested in this:


One of the most aggressive has been Burger King Holdings Inc. The chain has focused over the last year on lifting the profile of its "King" mascot, a mute character best known for his creepy smile. The burger baron recently starred in a series of videogames, and the company says it has lined up a studio and distributor for a feature film. Russ Klein, Burger King's president of global marketing strategy, won't reveal the studio's identity or the likely plot. But he says the movie could appear as early as the end of this year, with the film aimed at "creating a back story for the King."



Holy shit. love



That'll be five dollars plzkthxbye.

legman

legman

Portland, OR
February 2006

MAR 07, 2007 12:18 PM

I'd prefer a show about the gecko. smile

Synthiviper

Synthiviper

Chicago, IL
June 2004

MAR 07, 2007 12:40 PM

turin said:

Synthiviper said:

turin said:

Synthiviper said:
This is going to be horrible.

Also, hate to be completely anal retentive, but "cockney" is a dialect, not an accent. tongue



I thought it was an australian accent, anyway.



No, it's definitely cockney. Australian is a dialect as well. tongue



I bow to your superior linguistitsu.



Thanks. You can leave tips in the hat. I'll be here all week.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

OCT 03, 2007 06:33 PM

Oh god, so wasn't the premiere of this yesterday or something? Did anyone watch it? Was it as horrible as I would imagine? I NEED ANSWERS!!! shocked

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

OCT 03, 2007 08:44 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Oh god, so wasn't the premiere of this yesterday or something? Did anyone watch it? Was it as horrible as I would imagine? I NEED ANSWERS!!! shocked



I did watch the episode that was on last night, although I'm not sure if it was the premiere or not.

So, at the risk of losing whatever backwash dregs of cool I may have left in me, I have to say it was overall pretty funny. Not 100% awesome, but far better then the trainwreck I was expecting.

Then again, I find almost all of the Geico caveman commercials to be hilarious, whereas apparently most other people loathe them. But fuck it, any show that features the line "Keep your penis in your genus" gets 30 minutes of my time.

Rafi

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

OCT 03, 2007 09:05 PM

Uncognitive said:

So, at the risk of losing whatever backwash dregs of cool I may have left in me, I have to say it was overall pretty funny. Not 100% awesome, but far better then the trainwreck I was expecting.



I didn't see it and I don't know if I plan to, but I never figured out why people seemed to consider this significantly worse an idea than about 90% of the other shitty premises that get aired every week. Backwash cool dregs be damned for me too, but there's no conceivable way this could be any worse than Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader,CSI: Whatever, Desperate Housewives, Two and Half Men, take your pick.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

OCT 03, 2007 10:52 PM

I saw it. Wasn't bad at all. There were quite a few good jokes in there. The humor is extremely dry though, so it's definitely not a show that everybody is going to like. I could see this becoming a quality show if it's given a decent shot by the network. The real train wreck was the show that followed Cavemen. Carpoolers. Now that was bad.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

OCT 03, 2007 11:12 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
But ACTUALLY, now that I've read the whole adjacent article I'm infinitely more interested in this:


One of the most aggressive has been Burger King Holdings Inc. The chain has focused over the last year on lifting the profile of its "King" mascot, a mute character best known for his creepy smile. The burger baron recently starred in a series of videogames, and the company says it has lined up a studio and distributor for a feature film. Russ Klein, Burger King's president of global marketing strategy, won't reveal the studio's identity or the likely plot. But he says the movie could appear as early as the end of this year, with the film aimed at "creating a back story for the King."



Holy shit. love


I want to believe.

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