achewood appreciation thread

1:58 AM- two scoundrels got fresh with a chain-smoking trailer pixie who later attacked them when they said that her arms were all skinny like a tall dog's leg

TURN THAT MOTHER OUT!

I feel about a hundred times better now that Im 30265 miles away from The Cure

(am I craving chinese food because im dying?)

looks like its a:

"FUCK YOU FRIDAY!!!"

can't talk now, bro. I'm three-ballin'.

I loove the Lyle wins oasis arc

but dude.....

The Great Outdoor Fight

the g. o. f. was awesome, but my favorites are ray goes to hell and cartilage head.

ray goes to hell is an excellent choice.

IT IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS TO TURN OUT A FUNERAL

i love the way the great outdoor fight plays out, how first you think ray is just gonna get his ass kicked, then beef becomes the great strategist of the GOF, but ray turns the mother out at the end. truly those two are greater than the sum of thier selves.

also, i like molly's description of beefs slight ego boost after the great outdoor fight.

wait, has anybody mentioned that all of the characters have thier very own blogs? think about that; 9 seperate fictional personalites with blogs.

i would complain about them not blogging enough, but since i blog at about the same amount its pretty accurate.

seriously when men see your car-parking technique they go "I bet I have no chance with a bitch as nasty as that" but when you get out of the car the men go huh I guess it was no bitch at all just a bitchy-bitch bitch man

Oooh, these knives!

"so, how do you keep from gettin' herpes and a kid and stuff?"
"I guess by not givin' a shit!"
"daaamn, that answer could use some work!"

lines like "if gonorrhea was a piano, Todd would be considered a bold and unpredictable new talent" are the reason achewood has been a breakfast staple in my household since 20 aught 6.

RAY! YOU WERE A FAT CHILD! YOU ... WERE ... A ... FAT ... CHILD!

i really hope the leon sumbitches story arc hasn't been abandoned, it was shaping up to be amazing.

remember when pat was getting dragged down the street by a satanic banjo... and that was the last we ever heard of it? that was depressing.

that line has run its course... for now!
seriously, im sure leon will be back, but theyre gonna move onto other stuff for a while.

It's all about the Subway restaurant arc. Particularly when Vlad comes up with various ideas for ways that Jared could die.

Right here, baby!

I also like the fact that a green beret could theoretically punch Jared in the heart so hard that he would die.

AAAA! AAAAAAA!

today's bacon blog is a fucking masterpiece. it started out pretty standard, but I was crying by the end.

A PHOTOGRAPH OF THE FINISHED DISH