NEWS: Bomb Threat Prompts Columbine High School Evacuation

CULTURE: Bomb Threat Prompts Columbine High School Evacuation

Colorado's Columbine High School was evacuated today after officials received a bomb threat at 9:30 AM, evoking fear and panic in those who remember the tragic and surreal events that took place on the same campus on April 20, 1999 when two students — Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold — opened fire on teachers and classmates, killing 13 and wounding 24 before taking their own lives.

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Well, let's hope that the idiot who called it in was just some kid who didn't want to go to gym class.

I'm curious, was it Doom's fault this time too?

...actually, it might be marilyn manson's fault again...

Turns out it was the new kid recently transferred from Boston.

We should also blame Cartoon Network and the Boston Bomb Squad.

I thought it was The Matrix to blame.

Regardless of who's fault it actually is, the big question is how are they gonna blame this on the Democrats?

I honestly think it was God's fault. He really dropped the ball on the whole free will thing. I don't think he knew people were going to be such pricks.

Well, he should have known. Being such a prick himself, then creating us "in his image and likeness," what could he expect?

BWAHAHAHA

People to worship and praise his every move. What a cocky sonofabitch.

Anyway, back to retards calling in bomb threats...

maybe the guy is upset with his parents for moving to colorado?
no excuse though! moron!

Well isn't that just great.. Parents need to start spanking their kids again, that would fix everything. So was there even any cause for concern anyway?

Man, I used to hate when we'd get bomb threats. It sucked to have to bake in the sun for an hour because some kid didn't want to go to second block.

My dad gave me a note that if we had to wait outside for more than a half an hour due to any sort of evacuation, I had permission to go home. I never got to use the darned thing, though.

We had tons of them in high school. My senior year we had one every day of one week at exactly 8:45. Everyone knew it was bullshit, but they couldn't ignore them.

You gotta remember to use He, not he, when talking about God. Otherwise people might think you're just nuts.

Cocky, maybe.. but you know every one of us would have done the very same...

being from Boston, i find this all utterly histerical.

We got bombed by cartoon network yet they're still blaming manson for columbine

Man Im happy you all can joke and make fun about this. There are some of us who had friends that went there, and died.

Hahahaha! :-P

Sometimes humor is the best way to cope with a situation. I don't think anyone here was, in any means, disrespecting the lives that were lost during the tragic shooting.