freaky fucking cake

i would bite that motherfucking thing's head off

It looks like the baby from that old horror film "It's Alive." Eat it before it eats you.

must get one for Meow

It looks a whole lot cheaper than flying to the Chinese hinterland.

Wow, I have a nasty habit of telling my kids I'm going to chew their faces off (and they laugh every time...). Maybe I should get one of these cakes and prove it??

i'd eat it.

Baby: the other, other white meat

I wouldn't eat it... but I wonder... if it was made to look like a SG, would you eat it ? (they say they can make it custom looking like someone...)