my left nut

If I hadn't already promised to give that poor overworked thing up for a dozen or so cool things I've found on the internet, I would definately offer to give it for this

You could just buy it, you know.

Now, now, maybe his left nut has a tumor in which case such an investment, if negotiable, would be quite the bargain, nes pa?

n'est-ce pas

FYI

The story that Christy Brown didn't want you to know.

My Left Nut = sequel to My Left Foot?

I love toast. This toaster interests me.

finally, someone talking some sense!

He also has to think long and hard about whether he wants to replace what's already on his counter:

I don't even want to know what he sold to pay for that.

Me wants it!!!!

I love Pirate stuff. Have you seen my car? My shoes? My socks? My shirts? My hair accessories? My purse? I'm obsessed!

if I had mad photoshopping skills you would _so_ be on a piece of toast right now

Personally, I feel like my left nut is worth more than 33 euros.
But i mean, whatever works man.

That's pretty sweet though. I want one with my own face instead though. Or maybe someone like Tony Danza.