NEWS: Korea Buys Some Giant, Hungry Rabbits

CULTURE: Korea Buys Some Giant, Hungry Rabbits

For the better part of my life I've owned rabbits. I've always considered them to be cute, little guys who will let you pet them if you bribe them with food. This story scares the crap out of me.

Huge, gigantic and very hungry rabbits exist.

A German man by the name of Karl Szmolinsky has been breeding giant rabbits for some time now, and last year he won the prize for largest rabbit by introducing the world to Robert, a 23 lb. rabbit the size of a dog. While people either had terrifying nightmares about giant rabbits taking over, or they thought Robert was the cutest thing ever, the nuke hungry North Koreans just started salivating.

The Koreans bought up 8 giant female bunnies and 4 giant male bunnies, including Robert. The idea is to breed as many of these giant bunnies as possible, then the Koreans must eat them, before they eat us.

We think the "monster" bunnies are for feeding? What if this is just North Korea's plan for substituting its dismantling nuclear weapons program with another type of WMD? Szmolinksy doesn't even think the Koreans understand what is involved in breeding "monster" rabbits as they require constant care and more than 2 lb. of food per day, otherwise they get very, very upset and very, very hungry. Dramatization of a pack of hungry bunnies unleashed on California Coast.

Wabbits of Mass Destruction?

sounds yummy when do we start breeding and eating we could let them lose in iran for goerogie boy.

Only *one* problem with plan.....




it's STUPID.

I want a giant rabbit for a pet!

I would like weport that we have found no Wabbits of Mass Destruction in North Korea, we believe that they are hiding them, and feeding them giant carrots until they will be utilized to take over the world.

Is most stupid theory I ever heard!

I mean, seriously. Frank's too big to eat...

That clip ROCKS!!

Good god. Bunnys are scary.

lol WHERE did you find the clip!!! that's hysterical!!

Video evidence that bunnies are fucking frightening...

Night of the Lepus.

I wonder if they'll do the math and figure out it'd be more efficient to feed that 2 lbs of food per day to their starving populace instead. Giant rabbits. Unbelievable.

Heh, this was printed in the free paper you get on trains in Melbourne 2 months or so back.

Still, yeah it's pretty freaky and fucked up.

you, my friend, just lost 10 man points.

I would be first in line for a McRabbit with cheese.

This is such an awesome article.

Thankyou.

Just so you know, bean, I've never thought that your deathly allergies to rabbits (and strawberries) made you less of a man.


Okay, maybe the strawberries part.

And the shrieking and running away when you see a rabbit.

shit.

can i borrow some?

It would have been less hurtful to say he's got a small cock.


On topic: I used to raise Flemish Giant rabbits. 20lbs was not uncommon and they were cuddly like a big dog.

thats right, its true, rabbits go for throat.

Beware the Massive Bunnie Takeover! Were just waiting to strike.