NEWS: Britney Spears Wants To Be A SuicideGirl

CELEB: Britney Spears Wants To Be A SuicideGirl

Britney Spears either wants to be a Suicide Girl, has gone bat-shit crazy, or hopefully, both. On Wednesday she checked into Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Centre in Antigua, then she checked out on Thursday and flew back home to LA.

After arriving in LA, she headed to a hair salon and asked a stylist to cut off all her hair. The stylist passed, so Britney grabbed the clippers and took that shit off herself. Completely off. Bald.

On Friday night she showed up at a LA tattoo parlor with her new shaved head and got a couple of tattoos: Lip prints on her right wrist and a cross on her lower hip.

According to an employee of the tattoo parlor, Britney was not doing so well.

Well, that’s too bad because now I actually want to fuck you.

I don't know whether to feel sorry for the gal, or if this is just her attempt to stay in the headlines. I hope she finds whatever answers she's looking for.....

Wouldve actually been funny if she applied to BE a SG. Well, guess thats still a possibility lol.

Wow. She's going really really crazy. Good for her.

Poor 'li piglette.
0 sympathy
What about the kids?
Yikes!

Ha. Spelled right once in the article, two times wrong.

Jesus, I should be flogged.

id still do her everyway we could!

When I saw this on Yahoo News today I actually laughed...
I'm torn between the idea of her having a breakdown, or just trying to keep herself in the news....Either way, this whole thing is just wierd.

Happy now? I had to call Sean to do it. He's VERY BUSY playing xbox 360.

Nevermind. Fixed.

Whatever. Grammar is retarded

Still just the same Britney.

I feel bad for her but you reap what you sow.....

Sinead looked so much better. As for Britney... I think we lost her.

Holy shit. I didn't expect that.

Well, if nothing else, I'm excited for this era of totally crazy Brit, as opposed to just "moderately crazy and white trash" Brit. I think big things are ahead of us here.

It should be noted that K-Fed's lawyers are currently salivating in anticipation of the custody hearing.

sinead o'rebellion

Bald Britney looks allot like one of those mutants in The Hills Have Eyes.

There's a good reason why most women don't shave their heads.

Way, way off topic, but Emily Wynne-Hughes (the famous-for-a-minute tattoo girl) is cute as fuck.

i'd still tear it up. sex drugs and rock n roll.


life does crayz things to people making them change. it's he rlife, her body. so FTW