NEWS: Vicious Valentine Jailed for Assault

CULTURE: Vicious Valentine Jailed for Assault

Usually the worst part about Valentine's Day is drunk dialing your ex late at night and waking up the next morning without the slightest idea where your pants are. Or something like that.

But for one Arizona man, the worst part about this year's candy-and-teddy bear bender was getting tied to a chair and cut repeatedly by his date who wanted to drink his blood. Reports say that 23-year-old Tempe resident Tiffany Sutton seduced her 43-year-old prey with the promise of a sizzling romp beneath the sheets, but then attacked him violently instead.

The man survived and Sutton went to jail. Romance does exist!

I'm sure there's somebody out there who'd be into that. She just picked the wrong guy, that's all.

as crazy as this woman sounds, it sounds really hot. but, obviously this guy wasn't really a consenting part of this.

Some people have SUCH good ideas of fun.

I wholreheartedly agree.

Perhaps this is why chivalry is dead.

I sense a movie deal in the works

wow, that's pretty fucked up!!!

I hear Lionsgate just bought the rights 5 minutes after this was posted.

Well, in retrospect, maybe sitting @home alone on VD wasn't so bad after all.

-TM

Being a sexist (against men) I think this act should have been well within her rights. Go, crazy lady!

that's what you get for going home with a dude with oily dreadlocks.

wait, that's a chick?!

Ba-ZING.

-TM

That was almost exactly my thought process, sadly enough.

was that their first date?

Sorry for interrupting, but Vicious Valentine would make a rockin' band name!

well, it's not everyday you get to hear about a gal chasing a guy with a pickaxe, right ? At least someone was creative for Valentine's

That's the cutest valentine's story evar!!

Wove....twue wove

Wait, he went to jail?

Which leg was she sucking on ? I mean it was V Day.

I just wonder what happened to her hair.

Some sort of Nick Nolte tribute?

you go girl. thats so hot