NEWS: Jesus Statue Shoots Sparks From Its Eyes!

CULTURE: Jesus Statue Shoots Sparks From Its Eyes!

According to this story on Metro UK, there is a statue of Jesus in Liverpool that shoots sparks from its eyes!

The report claims that some pilgrims are kneeling down in worship, while others are fleeing in terror lest they be vaporized by his laser beam eyes like the crowds at Sodom and Gomorrah.

That darned Jesus! Always causing a ruckus! But in Liverpool I bet John Lennon is still more popular.

[Special thanks to Zoetica for the lasers. While she is our Secret Photoshop Agent, she did not use Photoshop for this particular project. Nope. She used lasers from her eyes.]

Sometimes the best stuff happens in Britain.

Laser-eyes Jesus. Brilliant. Just brilliant.

pfff, weak. let me know when they've got a real laser jesus.

SHOOP DA WOOP!

IMMA CHARGIN MY LAZZORZZZZ!

don't they know Jesus isn't real? silly brits.
but, if he existed, surely he would be made entirely of lasers.

noo.... youre thinking of the ultimate evil from Time Bandits

"If I had created the Universe, I would have started with LAZERS, eight o'clock, Day One!"

PEW PEW PEW!

What Is: Where do you sit down in a Church for $100, Alex?

could he be laser-based and also shoot fireballs though? that's what i need to know. i have..plans.

I'm not a religious man, but if I was, I would totally go for a savior with eye beams. Maybe I should just worship Cyclops.

lasers aside thats still the scariest fucking jesus ive ever seen

=-> Alecks

That would seriously be the most awesome Christ ever.

If I were the artist, I'd make my next sculpture bleed or something, just to fuck with people.

entirely plausible. if he created a crazy go nuts laser refraction chamber in his chest, he could superheat a pocket of air until it ignited into a ball of burning plasma.

What is it with some people that religious faith causes their brains to ooze out their ears?

For fucks sake! While having people this ignorant might seem funny it is this same superstitious cretinism that led to witch burnings and all the other dark and evil doings of religion.

I killed her because Jesus's laser eyes told me too!

I sometimes wonder if religous faith isn't a sign of mental breakdown

Ummmm... I'm pretty sure the laser eyes part was a joke. I guess you don't get jokes, huh.

yaya. Buddy Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith, agents!!! agents!!! meh blah whoo

organic farming is the news for tomorrow. get up on it.

Can anyone say, "Jesus Christ Superstar Laser Rock Show?"

-TM

The part about feeble-minded religious nitwits kneeling before it wasn't a joke though.

Oh i got the joke bit, but its not that funny. The point is supposedly educated, modern people in a modern civilisation are still believing medieval style superstious crap.

We can make jokes about all we want, but that doesn't mean these people are

jesus christ, jeeeeeesus christ, who are you what have you shot with lasers?

Your own

Laser

Jesus...