Zoos Offer Romantic Sex Tours

So, I was looking around trying to see what we could do for Valentine's Day, when I came upon this article.

http://www.news4jax.com/family/11004553/detail.html

*goes on tour*
*takes notes*

'strue...

Whales do have ten-foot-long weenises. And they're prehensile.

Ooooooooooooh!

i thought this article was going to be about beastiality

Sorry.

Isn't that crazy?

Don't even ask me about some marsupials.

My favourite part is the last line, where it says tigers prefer Obsession. Remind me never to wear perfume when I'm likely to be near a tiger..

I'd love to have sex in the monkey house.

Also, nothing gets me in the mood more than talking about a pig's corkscrew wang and its giant load.

Wow. Not only did South Park teach me that Manatees are great comedy writers, this article tells me they throw bitchin' sex parties, too. They just keep getting cooler by the second.