NEWS: How not to be a Fool in Love.

*slow clap*


Also, I love the experimental travel idea. I'm going to remember that one.

Well said. And who buys these tacky gifts? I wonder if they sell a lot of them in the shops. I'm guessing they do.

I feel the same way about the weird Christmas "toys" that Hallmark sells--dancing Santas and reindeer and such. The commercials always show how neighbors are brought together, or grumpy kids waiting for delayed flights in crowded airports are suddenly made cheerful by them. It's so perplexing to me.

I personally will be very offended if I don't receive mall jewelry tomorrow. TV has convinced me that it's the only way to know he loves me.

Body jewelry purchased online means so much more than that mall junk.

yeah... okay... nope, don't buy any of that stuff ! That's really weird, creepy, and plain cheap. But hey, I like flowers, and not just for V-Day, just any day is cool for flowers, right ?

I loved reading this, ALL commercial Hallmark days make me want to . Like we really need a specific date to let ppl know we love them. Can't we just show them love everyday?

I like the Experimental Travel, funny about traveling in your hometown, a good idea, you really do become numb to your surroundings.

I get all my body jewelry from www.crbodyjewelry.com!

Brilliant article. Those stuffed toys are frightening and ridiculously non-classy all at the same time.

You're so right in saying "If you would not buy that wonderful gift on February 15th then don't buy it at all."

I hate to be the Devil's advocate, but I like the VD monkey.

Feb 14th just suck for the newly single, such as myself.

-TM

Delightfully horrifying. (But what a fun little research project!)

I wonder do the sales of Anti-Depressants go up in Feburary?

"Got no-one? Life in the shitter? Alone on Valentines Day? Then try new cherry flavoured lo-cal Prozac! It's the lighter way to enjoy depression."

What if I would?

people generally arnt very creative cherry, asking them to make a card would be like asking for world peace, people will buy gifts, however I have no one to make a card for so its no odd's to me, just another day in the calandar

I love Love Day™!

those photos...so fucking hideous. My manfriend and i are planning to cook together tomorrow but now! i just dont know anymore, oh god!! AGHHH

the photos aren't hideous, the content is.
Cherry's photos are quite lovely, even when they are photos of hideous crap.

Those things are wonderful...I get giddy every time I walk down that aisle in the store, I'd buy them all. All that junk is so fun when used to annoy your friends...and that's what friendship is all about.

And I'd buy them for my girlfriend too, because anyone who is gonna date me has to have a pretty good sense of humor....and before everyone gets all uppity, yeah, I'd get her a serious gift too.

This is a great article.

The boy got hippo and rhino shaped gingerbread cookies for v-day. Fuck buying stuff when I have all the ingredients for awesome baked goods sitting in my kitchen cupboards.

my urge to kill... rising.....

must get stabby....

people buy this shit?

fucking christ on a pokerstick folks.

i'll stick to handpicked roses, and candy/wine, and hand drawn cards. and booze.

for myself of course. I'd share but, I'm always single.

feel free to join me in my vehement crusade against singles awareness day also known as venerial disease.
erm I mean vd, uh valentines day.

♥

I think fluffy-red-lippy-kissy-heart-plushes are one of the signs of the Apocalypse.