NEWS: Nudist Beach Boots Osbournes

CELEB: Nudist Beach Boots Osbournes

I’ve been kicked off public beaches for a variety of reasons…drunk and disorderly conduct, rolling around in the sand with my boyfriend in our skivvies, throwing a Frisbee at a passing train. All understandable. So I found it of particular interest that, while on vacation in Spain, Kelly and Sharon Osbourne were asked to leave a nude beach on the island of Mallorca for not disrobing.

The youngest, body-conscious Osbourne lass recently confided to the press that her weight issues have oft kept her from feeling comfortable in the nude, even in intimate situations.

I for one don’t blame Kelly and her mum for keeping it on during their trip to the sandy shores. It’s doubtful that Ozzy wants to see paparazzi pictures of his gals in the buff splashed all over the tabloids. Also, this beach blunder comes on the heels of a recent derisive comment by Hugh Hefner aimed at Kelly after the 22-year-old publicly expressed interest in posing for Playboy.

Kelly, who moved back to her home in England after a brief stint in Los Angeles, told the Sun:

She and David Cross suffer from a similar ailment:

Ah , fuck it . I like Kelly . At least she is just trying to be herself .

shes a spoiled pig, and Sharon is the great whore of Babylon in the music biz. Fuck them...Who's she kidding wanting to be in Playboy..
Its Hefner no heffers

So, why did they choose a nude beach?

Here is my ignorance showing........Does Mallorca have clothing required beaches?

I would fuck the bullshit out of Kelly Osbourne.

I couldn't care less about her appearance.

Nude beach. NUDE.

It's like going to a St. Patrick's Day parade and whining about the color green being everywhere.

I just complain about the smelly micks, usually.

god bless you for this, SAVE OUR BLUTHS!

i think SG should contact Kelly.. it would rock if she would do a set, screw playboy

That made me giggle.

as someone who likes to frequent clothing optional beaches and run naked in the surf...I have to say it sometimes annoys me when people hang out there and don't get nude. if feels like they are there just to look at the nudies, not participate. if you don't want to get nekid that's ok...but there are plenty of clothing required beaches to visit. ya know?

Sid I love ya dearly but you dont know about some of things shes done over the years. Ask Bob Daisley or read bout it all here: http://www.rockdetector.com/interviews/artist,43134.sm?id=65 This woman basically defrauded the man wrote almost EVERYTHING Ozzy did ont he first 2 records, as well as Ulitmate Sin, Bark At the Moon, and others. Never credited him, and owed him muillions in back royalties. So what does she do? SHe strips the original bass and drum tracks off the mMasters of Blizzard and Diary and re-releases them so he in no longer entitled to money he earned. I spoke with the guiy personally as well on the matter. Its a shame. The Only thing Ozzy wrote on Blizzard was one line "Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker..." Bob, Randy and Lee Kerslake wrote EVERYTHING. Just like her father ripped off SABBATH in the 70's, like father like daughter. SHe strong arms publications that dont do what she wants, blacklists anyone who critisizes it for her too. I cant get a magazine to ever print my Daisley piece because of how everyone fears her. She is evil Not to mention humiliating Ozzy publically with that damn tv show. That was my childhood hero wobbling round the house mumbling jibberish...Not to mention she has refused me the chance to cover Ozzy at Ozzfest to my face, despite how much we supported Ozzfest and how much she advertises with us.
Cant belive she actually changed those records...thats like re-writting history books to cover up your crimes...

i thought that guy died.

Dude i was JUST thinking that!

Shes evil...Randy would have never let her change those records...

... so why go to a nude beach?

Publicity stunt perchance?

I guess than the hell with musical integrity. and I can cast stones cause, a: its my opinion, and b: its back by facts. I know the people invoved and Ive met her. Ive worked in the music industry over 20 years...I feel that entitles me to say anything I want. After I am a journalist...

I don't know... the clothing optional beaches I used to go to in Italy (Sperlonga, mostly) were just that... optional. You saw more men fully naked and more women simply topless, and that was cool. I personally disrobed even before I set my bag down, but of the female friends who went, only one got completely naked, and the Italians (and I) didn't seem to mind. Plus, most Mediterranean clothing optional beaches have a clothed section, though I can't speak for Mallorca.

I think it's worth casting a few stones; and I think that just because someone is a thug who will walk all over people to make money doesn't make them smart.

By default all beaches in France, Spain, etc are top optional...though I've never heard of the option enforced like this so they may not have known it was exclusively topless.

I once went to an outdoor swimming pool in the South of France (Avignon) and just as I was going to jump in the lifeguard stopped me because I didn't have a speedo on. He then explained to me that long shorts are considered to be "dirty" and that they had a rule for men to wear speedos only.

I was then escorted to the rental shop where I had to rent a speedo for one euro.

Yes...ewww....but it was really hot and I wanted to go swimming.

I scrubbed my junk in alcohol when I got home.

Then why the hell did they even go to a nude beach if Kelly is having image problems? To watch all the naked people?? I for one am glad that they got kicked off the beach. Kelly is a spoiled little bitch and Sharon is a cuttroat evil woman capitalizing on Ozzy's career. Just seeing Sharon ruin a part of Ozzfest several years ago, the infamous San Bernardino incident, makes me wish she would leave already. I really feel bad for Ozzy for having to deal with all of this.