NEWS: Jonathan Kesselman's Suicide Watch: Excerpt #2 From "The Hebrew Hammer VS Hitler"

CULTURE: Jonathan Kesselman's Suicide Watch: Excerpt #2 From "The Hebrew Hammer VS Hitler"

Hey. It's me again! Because of the great response from the first Hammer 2 excerpt, I figured I'd give you another taste of HVH. Yes, that's my version of a cheesy ID4: Independence Day or AVP: Alien VS Predator acronym. What!? I'm excited about the movie...

The scene you're about to read occurs late in the second act. The Hammer and Mo learn that Hitler has targeted the most important Jewish figure in history...that's right, Jesus, the King Of The Jews. Naturally, they must pay him a visit to warn him.

These actors are in no way attached, but imagination is a wonderful thing -- so picture (as I do) Richard Lewis as Jesus, and Carol Kane as Mary.

If you enjoyed the first film, and enjoy what you've been reading, please Digg this story and send the link to your 'Hebrew Hammer' fan friends. I'm getting close on the financing, and every bit of help on your end is much appreciated. I'm working hard -- The Mensch In Black WILL be back!

Again, thanks to Odd Todd for hosting the pages. FYI, Todd and I have live action version screenplay of his cartoon set up at Paramount. And hopefully as soon as things calm down over there and we can hold on to an executive for more than a day or two before they shuffle off to someplace else, that project will one day get made as well. If you get the chance, check out Todd's toons...some amazingly funny stuff!

Preview Scene #2 From 'The Hebrew Hammer VS Hitler'

Enjoy,

JK

mmmm hammery goodness... get it made ...NOW

just flat out hilarious!!!

awesome! glad to see jesus has a sense of humor