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Zoetica

Zoetica

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JAN 26, 2007 05:20 PM

Secret Photoshop Agent and resident Fashion Icon Zoetica often has the staff at SGHQ asking, "What's Zo Wearing?" Her unique and eccentric style is a rallying call to those who suffer from mainstream malaise. Each week, she tells us how she's combined ordinary items to create her extraordinary look. Undaunted by unusual combinations, "What's Zo Wearing" is SG's answer to middle-of-the-road makeover shows.





































Zo says: It's been madness around the Zo compound. Madness!

Busy painting and orchestrating an art show among other things.

Despite all this, I present you the perfect outfit for getting lost in a forest.

Soft jacket and elaborate layers to keep you warm and, combined with wedged shoes, to create an illusion of grand proportions if a bear or another such shameless predator approaches.

Sticks in your hair to make fire, use as eating utensils, and stab potential enemies in the eyes, of course.

With a forest attire consultant like me, you might get lost but you'll never despair, my dearest nublings.





Jacket: $50 - sale @ a boutique in Korea town (was $200).

Blouse - Lip Service

Corset - Versatile Fashions, of course.

Skirts - thrift store find, and 2 dresses I folded over.

Black mesh petticoat - Tripp NYC.

Brooch - gift, from Claire's, I think.

Embroidered wedge shoes - Ross.







Zoetica Ebb is a painter, SG style technician, make up artist, alt. model, photgrapher & occasional cosmonomad. Born in Moscow, Russia, she was raised by a troup of gypsy scientists from space, who coldly sold her to an American technological research facility in 1992. After a daring escape, she graduated from the LA County High School for the Arts, retreated into the rumored underground atelier where she studied with the much-revered fashion guru Madame Von Kuntzertag, followed by a brief stint at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. She's traveled the world, gathering fashion expertise and is thrice certified as official Finesse Monitor to the Khan throne. For further details, visit Zoetica's member page, or her portfolio website, BioRequiem.

private_grave

private_grave

Belgium
April 2005

JAN 28, 2007 03:28 AM

Reminds me of alice in wonderland for some reason....
Maybe a better picture of the shoes?

Marisa_DiMattia

Marisa_DiMattia

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JAN 28, 2007 04:36 AM

loved the make-up as well in these photos.

Shazzy

Shazzy

Montreal, QC
August 2003

JAN 28, 2007 07:31 AM

I'm totally craving that headband.

Vlora

Vlora

United Kingdom
September 2006

JAN 28, 2007 09:22 AM

I love pic #4-you look almost regal.

Stunning as always.

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

JAN 28, 2007 09:38 AM

aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

JAN 28, 2007 09:53 AM

I wore a white coat and heels when I went camping once. It, uh, didn't go so well.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 28, 2007 10:04 AM

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



*single tear*

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

JAN 28, 2007 10:13 AM

Bastard_ said:

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



*single tear*



aw it's okay Bastard, we know that your pouty serious face is stuck like that because of all the botched face lifts, it's not your fault.

zerobreak

zerobreak

Philadelphia, PA
November 2006

JAN 28, 2007 10:19 AM

Dear Zo,

I can only hope that you walk around town with the face and hands of the last picture everywhere you go. Please tell me that you do, because it the BEST expression ever.

Charm

Charm

SUICIDEGIRL

Italy

JAN 28, 2007 10:25 AM

I love this, its so alice in wonderland....
yet again, you never cease to amaze me with what you put together. (i think my favorite part is always reading about where each article of clothing came from. ^__^) love love

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 28, 2007 10:26 AM

Margot_Dent said:

Bastard_ said:

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



*single tear*



aw it's okay Bastard, we know that your pouty serious face is stuck like that because of all the botched face lifts, it's not your fault.




You cut me deep!

Solaris

Solaris

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

JAN 28, 2007 10:37 AM

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



fashion makes people sad. we should count our lucky stars we are lacking in style. not you personally, i am sure you are appropriately sad and well dressed.

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

JAN 28, 2007 10:43 AM

Solaris said:

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



fashion makes people sad. we should count our lucky stars we are lacking in style. not you personally, i am sure you are appropriately sad and well dressed.




yes, i dress for the runway all the time in case someone happens to photograph me. as a result, i am constantly weeping and acting very angry and serious.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 28, 2007 10:48 AM

Margot_Dent said:

Solaris said:

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



fashion makes people sad. we should count our lucky stars we are lacking in style. not you personally, i am sure you are appropriately sad and well dressed.




yes, i dress for the runway all the time in case someone happens to photograph me. as a result, i am constantly weeping and acting very angry and serious.



And punching hoboes. But I think thats more like a hobby.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JAN 28, 2007 10:53 AM

Bastard_ said:

Margot_Dent said:

Solaris said:

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



fashion makes people sad. we should count our lucky stars we are lacking in style. not you personally, i am sure you are appropriately sad and well dressed.




yes, i dress for the runway all the time in case someone happens to photograph me. as a result, i am constantly weeping and acting very angry and serious.



And punching hoboes. But I think thats more like a hobby.



Let's not bring my dad into this, 'kay?

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

JAN 28, 2007 10:54 AM

Bastard_ said:

Margot_Dent said:

Solaris said:

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



fashion makes people sad. we should count our lucky stars we are lacking in style. not you personally, i am sure you are appropriately sad and well dressed.




yes, i dress for the runway all the time in case someone happens to photograph me. as a result, i am constantly weeping and acting very angry and serious.



And punching hoboes. But I think thats more like a hobby.



i only punch the hoboes because they always bring up how they got the same shit at Ross as I did, and "Wasn't it great how it was on sale?"

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 28, 2007 10:55 AM

toothpickmoe said:

Bastard_ said:

Margot_Dent said:

Solaris said:

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



fashion makes people sad. we should count our lucky stars we are lacking in style. not you personally, i am sure you are appropriately sad and well dressed.




yes, i dress for the runway all the time in case someone happens to photograph me. as a result, i am constantly weeping and acting very angry and serious.



And punching hoboes. But I think thats more like a hobby.



Let's not bring my dad into this, 'kay?



Tell 'em to stay away from my cart! Grah!

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JAN 28, 2007 10:57 AM

Bastard_ said:

toothpickmoe said:
Let's not bring my dad into this, 'kay?



Tell 'em to stay away from my cart! Grah!


Uncle Bob?

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 28, 2007 10:59 AM

toothpickmoe said:

Bastard_ said:

toothpickmoe said:
Let's not bring my dad into this, 'kay?



Tell 'em to stay away from my cart! Grah!


Uncle Bob?



Nephew/son Tony?

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JAN 28, 2007 11:01 AM

Bastard_ said:

toothpickmoe said:

Bastard_ said:

toothpickmoe said:
Let's not bring my dad into this, 'kay?



Tell 'em to stay away from my cart! Grah!


Uncle Bob?



Nephew/son Tony?



It's just like we're behind the QuikStop again!

Zoetica

Zoetica

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JAN 28, 2007 11:16 AM

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



Bet you wait all week for my column, so you can flame to your heart's content, sweet little creature that you are. I'm flattered!

Zoetica

Zoetica

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JAN 28, 2007 11:18 AM

Marisa_DiMattia said:
loved the make-up as well in these photos.



Thank you! Mostly Mac stuff with some drugstore blush thrown in for good measure

Zoetica

Zoetica

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JAN 28, 2007 11:18 AM

zerobreak said:
Dear Zo,

I can only hope that you walk around town with the face and hands of the last picture everywhere you go. Please tell me that you do, because it the BEST expression ever.



i..do.

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

JAN 28, 2007 11:21 AM

Zoetica said:

Margot_Dent said:
aw, cheer up, you should smile once in awhile.



Bet you wait all week for my column, so you can flame to your heart's content, sweet little creature that you are. I'm flattered!



not really, but it's a highlight.

mostly it's just a bummer to see models with the same facial expression all the time and (no sarcasm) I'd bet you'd look really cute(r) if you smiled.

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