drunken sex!

Ever wonder why we even attempt it? Well we do anyway! My husband and i just started staying at my mothers house with her and her husband, to save up for a house... well they had the kids for a weekend.. my husband and I just got home from a bar.. got into bed and started having sex.. suddenly 2 fuckin bookshelves came crashing down on our bed we had the intire childrens bible edition on our head.. I remember being naked and trying to shimmy out from under the shelf.. so then im trying to get dressed as my 13 year old step sister is asking if we are ok and what happend from the other side of the door... I told him to get his clothes on and all he said was "baby, i can't feel my legs and im stuck... "It was so so funny..and scary. !

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm starting to think you have a drinking problem.

who has the problem?! no actually the best stories are the drunken ones!

its my mother and her hubby.. and my hubby we get along fine

When I do drink and get drunk there is no way I am having sex.By the time I leave where ever I am I fall into bed with one foot on the floor and I am out like a light. lOl. I would imagine drunk sex as intresting and silly though

"Ever wonder why we even attempt it? Well we do anyway! My husband and i just started staying at my mothers house with her and her husband" - Haveing read this, with the topic of the thread. I thought, oohhh dear ohh dear. This is one sick little girl!

All of my drunk sex stories seem to be variations on a theme: