NEWS: Courtney Love and Billy Corgan: Undateable To Everyone But Each Other

CELEB: Courtney Love and Billy Corgan: Undateable To Everyone But Each Other

It seems like a lot of things from the 90s are "IN" again these days: leggings, combat boots, actual fucking rock music—but the Grunge Age redux doesn't stop there. Courtney Love and Billy Corgan are reportedly dating again after being caught canoodling (isn't that, like, the greatest tabloid-journalist word in the history of US Weekly?) at last night's premiere of Freedom Writers (which, in case you care, stars Hilary Swank as an idealistic young teacher trying to get her ghetto-fabulous students to put down the crack pipe and pick up Chaucer, or some shit like that. See: Stand and Deliver, Dangerous Minds).

I don't know how to feel about this news. I can't really be disappointed, because it isn't like spending all this time with Courtney could possibly ruin Billy's totally-not-pathetic Smashing Pumpkins reunion album (the Pumpkins were never the Pumpkins without James Iha anyway). At the same time, I have to wonder if hell really has frozen over because Courtney Love can't find a new marginally brilliant, famous man to suck the life out of. I really hope not, because that means I've got cheerleading practice in an hour and a Tom DeLay fan club to start.

OH GOD GROSSSSSSSSS EEWWWWWW EWWWWWWWW

Uncle Fester and Nancy Spungen Junior?

I think I'm going throw up all the meals I've ever eaten.

does billy corgan have a little freddie mercury mustache now?

no. just no.

They'd make the ugliest babies ever. Bald headed heroin addicts...

Ew.

ske killed him

at least edward norton moved on

bwahhahahahahaha

After seeing OJ Simpson at the bar tonight, nothing's shocking.

They dated before she married Cobain as well. They noted it as a "just for sex" kinda thing, but remained friends. They've been close for years.

I wish them well.

you've gotta be shitting me

Their sex must sound like two assholes bumping against each other

They both suck and will probably end up dead in a puddle of vomit and durgs. Or, perhaps thats just what I want. Either way.

Eww for him and Eww for her

EWWWWWW!!!1

Really? Why is this happening?

aw come on, i'm sure they'll be very happy together and have lots of lovely kids.


jezzus christ on a bike can you imagine the spawn of those two??

courtney love has the biggest ham wallet ever.

fuck lol everyones hating.
Let the two people have their fun. they wouldn't hate on you :p


on a sidenote

Hole.com was the first website I was an official member of. That was one of the few places where the celebrity would interact with their fans, but I always found it awkward when someone would ask Courtney how big Billy's dick was.

I dunno-- I think it's pretty sweet. It seems to me that she's circled back to Billy because they actually clicked together in the first place. I hope it works out for them.

Because they both have musical projects imminent for public display.

Freedom Writers (which, in case you care, stars Hilary Swank as an idealistic young teacher trying to get her ghetto-fabulous students to put down the crack pipe and pick up Chaucer, or some shit like that. See: Stand and Deliver, Dangerous Minds).

Exactly. My first thought was "They used to call me Crazy Joe, well now they can call me Batman!"

Best reply ever.

I will write this down and use it when applicable.

Credit: Manko Suicide