NEWS: Bye, Bye Love: Manson Gets The Boot

CELEB: Bye, Bye Love: Manson Gets The Boot

Yawn (I mean, sigh)—another Hollywood marriage goes sour. After one year of a blissful union sharing eye-liner, corsets and bottles of Merlot, TMZ reports that burlesque bombshell Dita Von Teese has filed for divorce from shock-rock hubby Marilyn Manson, citing irreconcilable differences. The Los Angeles-based duo broke up on Christmas Eve but papers were not filed until the 29th.

Um, paging Brian Warner...

OMG NOOOOO, I never would of seen something like this coming, my world is now turned unside down.

So she's available now? Thank god!

Holy shit!

no! I thought they'd make such a great married couple.

Aw, I haven't been this upset about a celebrity break-up since Brad Pitt and Gwenyth Paltrow.

Ok, "upset" is perhaps too strong a word.

NOOO, but they're my idol couple!!! Out of all the fake Hollywood couples, I thought they were the most "real"!! But hey, it means Manson's FREE!! But I've always dreamed of a three-some with them..... I'm SO conflicted! Well best luck to both of them, I'll always be a fan!

Maybe there will be a sex video now..

A sex video with Dita and another woman performing for Marilyn Manson = HOT!

A sex video with Marilyn Manson's wang = Please poke my eyes out NOW!

I would pay to see either one.

Von Teese is fuckin' hot,

but manson is one of the sickest music artists' alive..
sucks that they broke up..
he might be a wierdo but nobody can make music like that crazy fuck..

Well dammit...
That sucks

Wow, who didn't see that one coming?

*waits for sex video to surface on teh intarweb*

if you want to check out dita in "adult" fare you should look up 'pinups 2' by andrew blake. she's all over that video with two other chicks.

damn, that sucks

yeah brian warner is a fuck nut.. every album after antichrist sucked majur crab infested ballzacks

Didn't like him anyway.

I'm never surprised when any celeb relationships end. I'm more surprised when they last a long time.

I will admit, I was so envious AND shocked when he landed Rose then Dita. Both of them seemed out of his league.

i agree with octoberrust

you know, he hasn't been the same in 'the wonder years'..........

hah!

and I was just saying last weekend "he hasn't made a record in years, he's too busy with her"

I really hope you are joking.

I'm getting in the 'woo Dita' line right now.

What? not even the "God of Fuck" can keep dita happy? Great, now i'm going to find out that "the end of the world' is near...