NEWS: Pass the Pint-Sized Star Another Pint

CELEB: Pass the Pint-Sized Star Another Pint

Whether we liked it or not, we all saw the footage of a thoroughly sloshed Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer naked and drunk-driving his motorized scooter through the halls of the Surreal Life 4 house. VH1 seems to think there is big money to be made with a 2’ 8” man completely hammered off one glass of champagne. So it should come as no surprise that Troyer, 37, entered rehab (again) to treat alcoholism. According to his manager,

Perhaps his local bar had a special booster-seat, just for him.

This past November the Austin Powers star was admitted to the Jim Gilmore Jr. Community Health Center in Kalamazoo, Michigan but has reportedly checked out this week and will continue battling the bottle by following an out-patient therapy program.

GOD that's weird...right when I clicked on this NEWS artile, his GEICO commercial came on my T.V.

Good luck with rehab man!

I thought this was going to be about Dakota Fanning. Letdown.



Hope it works out for you, guy.

Booster seat. Ha. Funny.

vh1 are enablers of bad behavior....
boo, vh1.

In the 90s Vern used to be a regular at a bar here in Dallas called "Loose Change". For the record he sat on the bar.

And what's the deal with airline food?!

And to think he's already obnoxious when he's sober.....

We were just talking about this today at work. What a weird coincidence.

thank you, verne troyer, for perpetuating the stereotype that alcohol is bad. you should be ashamed of yourself.

if i could get trashed off of one drink id be so fucking rich and drunk that i would buy the rehab and turn it into a demolition resort.

God! Is she in rehab ALREADY??

Warwick Davis could drink that little bitch under the table.

It was somewhat cute seeing Vern pass out in the Brady dude's lap. C'mon...ya gotta admit.

Does this mean that Verne Trayor isn't starring in the 'Willow' sequel? Bullshit on that!

But Dionne Warwick could outlast them BOTH!

Yeah, plus she'd call some of the friends in her network and know the outcome before they started drinking.