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Colin_ORegan

Colin_ORegan

Brooklyn, NY
May 2006

JAN 01, 2007 12:20 PM

Lake Superior State University has been doing the world a service since 1976, we just haven't been listening. Each year the University publishes its "List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness." A University committee decided on 16 words or phrases to be banned this year from a list of more than 4,500 nominations.

Critics piled on the media's practice of combined celebrity names such as "TomKat" or "Brangelina." One said, "It's so annoying, idiotic and so lame and pathetic that it's "lamethetic.'"

Real estate listings were targeted for overuse of "boast." As in "master bedroom boasts his-and-her fireplaces - never 'bathroom apologizes for cracked linoleum,'" quipped Morris Conklin of Portugal.

The list, which in recent years has included such gems as "show me the money, "erectile dysfunction" and "holiday tree," is closing in on its 1,000th banishment. And despite the university's vigilance, university spokesman Tom Pink said he's not aware that any dictionaries have followed its advice.

"Sometimes people write us and tell us, 'This isn't working,'" Pink said. "I tell them we need an enforcement division."

It's sound advice. I feel like everyone would feel much better, live happier lives if we could just purge ourselves of our bad jokes. Here is a complete list of banned in '07, for reasons on why the phrase was submitted and ceremoniously banned follow the link.

  • GITMO
  • COMBINED CELEBRITY NAMES
  • AWESOME
  • GONE/WENT MISSING
  • PWN or PWNED
  • NOW PLAYING IN THEATERS
  • WE'RE PREGNANT
  • UNDOCUMENTED ALIEN
  • ARMED ROBBERY/DRUG DEAL GONE BAD
  • TRUTHINESS
  • ASK YOUR DOCTOR
  • CHIPOTLE
  • i-ANYTHING
  • SEARCH
  • HEALTHY FOOD
  • BOASTS

InaraSerah

InaraSerah

Fayetteville, NC
November 2006

JAN 01, 2007 03:06 PM

This list makes me happy, can we force it into effect?

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

JAN 01, 2007 03:12 PM

Search? surreal

slowtostanding

slowtostanding

Richmond, VA
September 2003

JAN 01, 2007 03:18 PM

it's going to be hard for me to let go of "awesome".

wenis

wenis

San Francisco, CA
July 2006

JAN 01, 2007 03:23 PM

what? pwn?
i swear to god...if it wasnt for all teh noobz in teh worlds i woodnt have to use pwn,pwnzors,pwnzilla,pwneriffic in my everyday life.
anyone not familiar with 1337sp3@k shouldnt be using it anyways.
tongue

Targeted

Targeted

Willsboro, NY
June 2006

JAN 01, 2007 03:33 PM

wenis said:
what? pwn?
i swear to god...if it wasnt for all teh noobz in teh worlds i woodnt have to use pwn,pwnzors,pwnzilla,pwneriffic in my everyday life.
anyone not familiar with 1337sp3@k shouldnt be using it anyways.
tongue



It's official, you are the first pwn snob. Good job. biggrin

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

JAN 01, 2007 03:35 PM

I never use the word pwn except when I play chss.

But, couldn't Bush sent some troops to do preemptive strikes before anyone comes up with new annoying words?

catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 01, 2007 03:39 PM

slowtostanding said:
it's going to be hard for me to let go of "awesome".



I agree. "Awesome boobs" usually comes to mind automatically with me around here.

blackwell

blackwell

United Kingdom
October 2004

JAN 01, 2007 03:42 PM

"Truthiness" ??? Is that really used in everyday conversation? It's probably an example of misuse. Alright forget I asked that question.

Another word which has been overused to the point where it's lost all meaning is "basically" Every bloody newscaster and pundit on TV slips the word into every other sentence.

filmjedi

filmjedi

Brighton, MA
June 2004

JAN 01, 2007 04:20 PM

they just want colbert to call them out

Maude

Maude

I'm lost
July 2005

JAN 01, 2007 04:28 PM

benhasglasses said:
they just want colbert to call them out



clearly.

isn't truthiness also like the official word of 2006?

Nothinghere

Nothinghere

USA
December 2006

JAN 01, 2007 04:47 PM

Awesome is not going anywhere. Its been around to long. And what's wrong with Search?

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JAN 01, 2007 04:50 PM

dannysmash said:
Awesome is not going anywhere. Its been around to long. And what's wrong with Search?



search is your friend.

Lil_Tuffy

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

JAN 01, 2007 05:13 PM

But "pwnt" is still okay, right?

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

JAN 01, 2007 05:17 PM

"HEALTHY FOOD -- Point of view is everything.

Someone told Joy Wiltzius of Fort Collins, Colorado, that the tuna steak she had for lunch "sounded healthy." Her reply: "If my lunch were healthy, it would still be swimming somewhere. Grilled and nestled in salad greens, it's 'healthful.'""

If someone said that to me in person I would punch them in the head. And the idea of replacing the both accurate and general word "search" with "google" makes me die a little bit inside. So, in your world, "search" is replaced with "google"? Maybe try moving to a less retarded world before you make your opinions public again.

Oh yea, and...
"NOW PLAYING IN THEATERS -- Heard in movie advertisements. Where can we see that, again?"
On television.

zyryx

zyryx

Tyler, TX
April 2004

JAN 01, 2007 05:17 PM

can we please ban anything with shitpotle in it too?

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

JAN 01, 2007 05:20 PM

apesamongus said:
"HEALTHY FOOD -- Point of view is everything.

Someone told Joy Wiltzius of Fort Collins, Colorado, that the tuna steak she had for lunch "sounded healthy." Her reply: "If my lunch were healthy, it would still be swimming somewhere. Grilled and nestled in salad greens, it's 'healthful.'""

If someone said that to me in person I would punch them in the head. And the idea of replacing the both accurate and general word "search" with "google" makes me die a little bit inside. So, in your world, "search" is replaced with "google"? Maybe try moving to a less retarded world before you make your opinions public again.



"Healthful" has just never sounded like a real word to me.

After_Monday

After_Monday

Seattle, WA
October 2005

JAN 01, 2007 05:24 PM

slowtostanding said:
it's going to be hard for me to let go of "awesome".



Yeah, Awesome is staying a major part of my vocabulary.

Deny

Deny

USA
August 2006

JAN 01, 2007 05:26 PM

Everything but, "Awesome"... Awesome stays!! ARRR!!!

"SG site is AWESOME"... Can't say it any better than that!!

wink

Just don't get rid of my favorite word... Conversate. biggrin

Jimbo_Radio

Jimbo_Radio

Santa Cruz, CA
October 2005

JAN 01, 2007 05:30 PM

lil_tuffy said:

dannysmash said:
Awesome is not going anywhere. Its been around to long. And what's wrong with Search?



search is your friend.

Lil_Tuffy



they suggested tossing out 'search' because they say that everyone says 'google' nowadays anyway.

i'm totally in favor of this 'chipotle' ban. chipotle anything tastes like ass anyway!

wheezy_e

wheezy_e

Boulder City, NV
April 2004

JAN 01, 2007 05:33 PM

extreme, anyone? It wasn't on last year's list either. Everytime I hear or see it I daydream about putting an icepick between mr. marketing genuis' eyes.

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

JAN 01, 2007 05:36 PM

I love that "PWNED" made it to the list.

biggrin

Wait...can I say that PWNED was PWNED?

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

JAN 01, 2007 05:41 PM

I submitted that "1337" or "LEET" be banned in 2008 tongue

Jamwise

Jamwise

Australia
April 2006

JAN 01, 2007 06:57 PM

But PWN3D is AWESOME!!

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

JAN 01, 2007 07:00 PM

It sucks that it takes a university to point out the obvious.

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