Jews, what're you up to?

Hello fellow Jews, what'll you be doing for these boring and dreaded next two days?

I figure I may go see my family even though we don't celebrate Xmas; may as well, considering everyone is busy or gone and everything is closed. Grrrr.

I converted to Christianity so I can take advantage of both holidays. I'm truly a greedy prick.

sell out.

Hey, give the jew girl toys, won't you?

Hanging out with my family because I had finals all through Channukah.

whatever, i'm way better than sarah silverman. give ME toys. thnx.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, dont worry about me, I am just gunna sit here in the dark and count my money.

We're skipping Christmas by hiding out in a condo in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

I love my Jewish and non-conformist family.

I'd totally convert for that woman...circumcision and all

I'm going to Zvika Kosher deli in downtown London on X day. If the bus isn't running, I will walk all day if I have to- what's a few hours compared to 40 years in the desert I say. I am getting my Kosher salt beef sandwich, damn it. Then I'll go back to being vegan. L'chaim!

she's cute, but she's not that cute.

I'm going to a Chinese restaurant for Christmas. Isn't that the traditional Jew thing to do?

They're all busy starting wars. Duh.

I seem to have a thing for jew girls.

Oh yes she is!

If only I could get Sarah for Christmas.

She's pretty good looking