THE BIG LEBOWSKI

let me explain something to you. um, i am not "mr. lebowski". you're mr. lebowski. i'm the dude. so that's what you call me. you know, that or, uh, his dudeness, or uh, duder, or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

white russians.

caucasians

Gary

chinamen?

You mean coitus?

he fixes the cable?

vagina.

nice marmot.

i went rug shopping at the beginning of the semester, and after minutes of searching, finally found one that would totally tie the room together.

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Ve believe in nusing, Labovsky.

say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

I've mentioned this before, but this video was inspired by that scene.

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worked for me.

I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face, I don't like your jerkoff behaviour and I don't like you...jerkoff.

Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism. At least it's an ethos.

i am the walrus

you're killing your father, larry.

calmer than you are.