NEWS: Vincent Gallo Escort Service Taken Off PayPal

CELEB: Vincent Gallo Escort Service Taken Off PayPal

This is totally gratuitous. We already knew that Vincent Gallo was off his rocker, and so I am not exactly surprised to learn that he's been selling his body and sperm via the internet. Still, the fact that this is the sort of behavior expected from the Brown Bunny writer/director/actor doesn't make it any less entertaining.

Apparently PayPal recently cut ties with Gallo, who had been using the site to sell clothing, posters, artwork and jewelry. When Gallo began marketing his own body and genetic material, the e-commerce site drew the line and cut Gallo loose.

Gallo isn't entirely self-obsessed and thoughtless. He did advise potential customers to take a gander at his sex scene with Chloe Sevigny in Brown Bunny so that they could be sure they'd be able to fully accomodate him.

What a deal! Does the $1mill for his sperm include shipping and handling?

This from the guy you had to send an application with refferences to get approved in order to buy a 100,000 dollar tshirt with his face on it. Haha, I love it.

ps. It was posted earlier this year when he started selling himself. Wasn't he charging more for "fat and ugly" women?

Yup:

"Heavy-set, older red-heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way, José."

yeah, well hopefully they fast forward to the sex scence, because he's going to loose clients if they have to sit through the craptastic first hour and 20 minutes of his shitty movie.

Vincent Gallo is booooooring.

Vincent Gallo is one of the most interesting guys on the planet right now. His album was amazing, Brown Bunny, after he reedited it, was a real interesting film. Most people who supposedly hated it either have short attention spans or didn't see it.

Anyway, after all the depressing news this week about the war and pollitics, it was nice to read something that made me smile.

Yes. I used to hate him, but it's not really even worth it. He's a dull attention whore.

This is the first time I've heard of him. Seems like a nice guy...

Sure he's a dick, but he was in a Glassjaw video so that gets him some points

Buffalo 66 was a masterpiece.

This guy is hilarious.

I <3 Vinny G.

Uber-narcissist

Most people who supposedly hated it either have short attention spans or didn't see it.

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wow are those the only two options? I wish I hadn't seen it.

Yeah, he probably throws the handling in for free. As to the shipping, your guess is as good as mine which isn't all that good really so maybe you need to set higher goals.

If I buy his sperm and it's broken, can I return it for a refund?

+1

i really wish i had made a gallo's pole joke. oh well. next time. just you wait.

I heard he has poopy pants

Thats all we need, more crazy fucks running around. Are there actually women out there that just can't wait to get some of Gallo's love gravy?

that is so hilarious.

Awesome!!Its gotta be said-Gallo's quite insane but thats what makes him so great!!

This only makes me like him more. What a character.