NEWS: Close Call For X-ray Baby

CULTURE: Close Call For X-ray Baby

With the US on elevated terror alert for the holidays, airplane passengers are finding more and more of their personal belongings subject to security scrutiny. At Los Angeles International Airport last Saturday, a woman en route to Mexico put her one-month-old grandson through the X-ray machine, shocking onlookers. According to Transportation Security Administration spokesman Nico Melendez, the woman placed the child in one of the plastic tubs used to scan carry-on items and absentmindedly sent it down the conveyor belt.

Perhaps she skipped her morning coffee?

After security noticed the infant through their monitors they immediately pulled him out and called medics. An initial examination cleared the baby of any radiation damage. Feliz Navidad, indeed.

Can you kill a baby with x-rays? If so, cool. That's like...science fiction shit.

She put the kid in the overhead compartment when she got on the plane.

i guess we know where the first super villian is comein from

Nice.

did the baby get super powers

Thats not like science fiction. It is science. x-rays=bad

PaulNikon is clearly soft on terrorism. That baby could have been concealing dangerous explosive material and/or shower gel. The mother did the right thing.

I'm sure standing immediately outside the radiation machine is much better for you.

Grandmother...

GILF.

I'd love to hit that shit. Hot or not. It's a security thing. If you knock that chick up, with incidents like this, you need not worry about paying childsupport for too long.

Booyah!

Yes, He might be a terrorist!

Really?