Survey

How many days do you wait after running out of food before cannibalising your buddies?

How close are we?

More than acquaintances, less than lovers.

Might we become lovers?

Oh man, I have a can of crabmeat I get so close to eating every time I start running low on money.

Shit, we're supposed to wait until we run out of food??!!

*drops clavicle, kicks under bed*

Well, if there's some onions, maybe a couple of peppers, roast it over a nice fire, yeah. I'd last about as long as it took to get those coals glowing!

Fools. You start by eating your buddies so they don't steal all the good food.

Twenty minutes.

Hmmm...is there water? If not,two days.I need their blood for fluid.

And a can of crabmeat is ideal for knocking them out.

When I start seeing them turn into ribeyes, like in the cartoons.

'Tis genius!

Or experience...

Or BOTH!

Fair enough...

:runs away: