NEWS: James Bond Actor Wants Some Boy-on-Boy Action

I dont care, the new bond is hot. I'd do him in a heartbeat.

i'm going to go out on an SG limb here and say, no, that would not be a good way to go with the whole Bond thing.

I'm straight, but I think I can make a an exception and say "me too."

You obviously know all sorts of things about how movies are made. Please, tell us more.

Just for the record, Casino Royale was the first book, not the first movie. The first movie was Dr. No. Casino Royale has been made before as a James Bond spoof with David Niven.

I know a lot of people know this, but I thought some people might not.

Boy on boy action should be inserted into everything. Seriously. Especially James Bond.

Bond needs updating and modernizing... yet Craig stars in the "prequel" Bond movie. This guy really lack PR skills.


But I've just gave much more respect for the uncouth Dame Dench!

Uh, well... there was this actor named Roger Moore...

I was just telling Kikka this week that Bond should've seduced Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd Diamonds Are Forever. Glorious 4-way sex with them and whoever was the Bond girl in that one would've been a zippy ending, very cosmopolitan.

Mooooveeezzz izzz betttttah with lazeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzz!

Absofuckinglutely NOT! When I think of James Bond, I think of Sean Connery's portrayal of the character. I don't know how someone like Craig ever get to play Bond in the first place??? I'll have to skip this one and stick to the classics I guess.. I never thought they could fuck up something like James Bond, but they certainly have done it!

Wow, I'm sorry you feel that way about Crag's Bond. I agree he's arrogant, brutal, somewhat sadistic and, as M. says, "a blunt instrument." But a lot of these traits are straight out of Fleming. In a way, CASINO ROYALE is the perfect fusion of Broccoli's suave superman with Fleming's very human and flawed government assassin who struggles with his conscience, role, and shortcomings (incuding drug addiction.) I'm thrilled the producers have shaken things up in this way, and given us -- for the first time -- a Bond who's just this side of believable. Sure, I'll miss the lasers and piranah pools and volcano lairs. But don't count the fantastical elements out completely. Remember: Le Chiffre wept blood. And there has been a tradition of more "real-world" Bonds like FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, and THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS interspersed with the more sci-fi inspired ones. Tip the balance too far in the sci-fi direction, though, and we end up with invisible cars.

WWSD?

What would Scopitone do?

I'm so totally down to go down on Daniel Craig

He's the only male star out there right now that makes me stoopid hard



Shit, I'd work my way through the body doubles to get to him



Where's my SAG card? Where's my lube? Where's my sense of decency, Sir!