NEWS: Chris Gore’s Footage Fetishes: The 12 Films of Christmas

YOU FUCKING MIS-QUOTED DIE HARD!!!

"Now I have a machinegun. Ho Ho Ho."

n00b. Go back to film school.

The Ref needs to be in there somewhere. Funny as fuck.

Excellent choice for the Grand Award. No matter how many times I see it, I always laugh.

So the day after I see this thread, my parents give me MST3K: The Essentials on DVD, and one of the two movies on the disc is, naturally, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

Holy crap is that an awful movie. I practically died laughing. Especially during the painfully poorly cut and staged action sequences. And at the Martian "custumes" (as per the opening credits typo).

Excellent!

I'm with you on thisun. Christmassy socialist rhetoric and all.