It's like Christmas morning for Celeb bloggers: the divorce of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock after four short, magically trashy months. Add to this the alleged reason for the split, Kid Rock's anger at Pamela's portrayal as Borat's fantasy concubine in this fall's hottest film. The Borat angle may or may not be true, but who cares, because it gave some of the blogosphere's wickedest wits a chance to dig into the fun. We offer you now some solid-gold snark commentary offered up by three fine sites.
"If you've seen Borat you know Kid Rock is out of his mind. It's probably the least slutty thing Pamela Anderson has done since she was twelve. And getting mad at Pamela Anderson for being a slut is like getting mad at a Smurf for being blue. You don't marry a hamburger and throw a fit when you find out it's delicious."
"Um, really. The star of 'Joe Dirt' and 'Biker Boyz' is looking down on Pam because of her movie choices? And did it really take the Borat movie for Bob to realize that Pam is a slut? It's Pam Anderson. Pam doing something slutty is like a badger being mean or Jesus flying through the clouds and saving people. That's just what they do. Pam's been a slut for like 20 years now. If you showed me a picture of her with her legs spread, you'd have to include a football next to it for scale."
And we close with Defamer's typically verbose contribution, included here solely for the magical last line:
"Surely this couldn't have been the first time Rock betrayed his jealous side, but humiliating the provocative sex symbol among Hollywood's most powerful during a private screening of her hit movie must have simply been the straw that broke the proverbial camel's toe."
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SteveIsaacs
NEWSWIRE
Los Angeles, CA
NOV 29, 2006 04:23 PM