NEWS: Coming Soon: Spray-On Condoms

Why is it that when I read this, all I can think about is a can of fix-a-flat?

I can't imagine the the wait to dry being that arousing...

First reaction:
No way am I spraying something on my wang that comes out of what looks like an expressionist interpretation of Strong Sad's foot.

After thinking:
how the heck does it not... I guess it peels off?... how does it not peel off from heat & friction? No thanks.

I've had plenty of experience with latex body paints and know this could work... in theory. They'd just have to work out a few glitches with existing formulas.... and what would those be?? Air cured latex usually has ammonia as a carrier/ drying agent... nothing you'd want to put on "delicate tissue", and can you say STINKS?? It also takes a few minutes to dry, so if you lost your "inspiration" before the latex cured you'd have a crumpled mess. Then there is the serious "sticks to hair" hair issue... a freshly shaved shaft would be required along with a glory hole style shield to keep overspray from making a mess.

This could be a fun novelty... but nothing you'd want to stake your life on. Besides... who the [bleep] is going to carry around a spray can instead of a safe, easy, fits-in-the-pocket condom? Would have to be the Continental types who carry around man-purses.

+1

I kinda like 'em. And this thing sounds like it's gonna result in a lot of oops activities.

Oh god, I hadn't thought of that.

does it come packaged with Viagra so you stay hard?
for some strange reason, this reminds me of that spray on hair shit.....creepy.

i'm grossing myself out thinking of the female version of this idea. although i'm sure there are actually quite a lot of practical uses for spray on latex, sexual safety ranks pretty low. how do you spray on the receptical tip?

There's a joke about metal and hardness to be made here, but I'm too tired to find it.

wow um.. no thanks!

soooo, spraying it on, making sure you didn't miss anywhere, waiting for it to dry then losing your hardon because of all this time wasted is better/easier than just rolling one on?


i don't get it.

There are so many flaws in this, it's not even funny. I think everyone mentioned them so far, so no need for me to sum them up. I hate condoms as much as the next guy, but there's no way I'd spray anything on little Oz.
I did see something interesting on the internet about the male pill though. Apparently they've got this new pill, that is a mix of a schitzophrenia medication and a heart medication, that stops sperm production "in most men" within a couple hours. They say it will last for about a day, so all the guy has to do is take it in the morning, wait a couple hours for the sperm production to stop, rub one out to clear the pipeline, and he'll be good to go for the rest of the day. But still, the pill, be it male or female, still doesn't protect against diseases.

Here's Lovely trying to get out of one.... messy!



but very hot at the same time.

bxx

Is anyone else picturing the wax job you're gonna get when you spray a little too high with that stuff?

"Let's hit it again, honey, this shit isn't coming off anytime soon."

I'd rather have a pronto condom.

agreed. Time for a shower party.

I say...if you're dumb enough to trust a spray-on condom...you deserve to have chemicals drip inside your urethra.

Doesn't there need to be a reservoir tip?

Not to mention, where's there gonna be a resevoir tip? Wouldn't that be painful as shit when you cum? The stuff would just get backed up in your penis and have no way to come out. I think spray on condoms will have better uses... like spraying your buddy's ass shut when he's sleeping.

I'm just wondering how painful it's gotta be to pull it off (no pun intended) after the deed is done.

I cant decide whether i thin thats really cool or really fucked up. Could that seriously work? And how long must it take to dry, surely its quicker and easier just to put on a condom?