NEWS: Coming Soon: Spray-On Condoms

CULTURE: Coming Soon: Spray-On Condoms

No one loves condoms. They dull sensitivity, they smell funny, and it's never a graceful move to don one of the slimy little bastards before engaging in some serious sexytime. Still, it's even worse not to have one.

A German company is working on a prototype of a spray-on Latex condom. Just whip it out, spray it on, and wait.

...Wait through the agonizing seconds while your boner-slash-art-piece becomes fully chemically sheathed and ready for engagement.

Not much is known about the actual mechanics of the experience, as they are in a beta phase, but if you speak German and want to volunteer to help bring the future of condoms into the marketplace, this is your chance.

(via Gizmodo)

Either my midichlorian count is higher than I thought or this is an old rumour. I first heard about this about 8 years ago

spray on and.....um....um....hopefully peel off?

hahaha if thats true thats class

What are you talking about, condoms are amazing.

Yeah, I heard about these a long time ago as well. Maybe like...1998?

What? No i made these up last year as a joke! This is bullshit!

Im not having sex with anyone who thinks that is safe.

They sound like fun! not sure how safe it'd be though, what if you missed a spot when spraying?

I always just use latex house paint.

I guess this means Saran Wrap is TRULY going out of style?

Haha That sounds just out of control. I think I would have to agree with Affy.

Even if it works I'm not sure I would trust myself to create
a. a safe even coating
b. not miss any spots
c. not get the damn stuff in my hair, which I imagine creates an awful mess

yeah.... i agree with affy, too. no bueno.

no kidding.

It's the Axe© of condoms.

are you serious. how the hell is that going to work out. dude, just make the guys take the pill. that way theres no error.

the male pill is 100% effective as long as the guy remembers to take it every day. If chics can do it, then dudes can too. seriously. screw that spray on shit. Thats not going in me.lol

well, theres also diseases to consider

I'm not sure which is more embarrasing, The inevitable slip-ups from the lube on traditional condoms or waving your hard-on in front of a fan trying to get this shit to dry.

Doesn't there need to be some extra space at the end? This could cause problems if it's "form fitting."

what if it gets stuck to any nearby hair? this sounds like such a terrible idea.

Bigger gun for parties?

I think the idea is more for sake of diseases ... you are aware of those aren't you?

Even so, unless it creates a vaccu-seal pouch at the end of the penis or something ... all it will do is protect the guy, if it even works at all ... which it won't ...