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SteveIsaacs

SteveIsaacs

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 29, 2006 03:04 PM



No one loves condoms. They dull sensitivity, they smell funny, and it's never a graceful move to don one of the slimy little bastards before engaging in some serious sexytime. Still, it's even worse not to have one.

A German company is working on a prototype of a spray-on Latex condom. Just whip it out, spray it on, and wait.

...Wait through the agonizing seconds while your boner-slash-art-piece becomes fully chemically sheathed and ready for engagement.

Not much is known about the actual mechanics of the experience, as they are in a beta phase, but if you speak German and want to volunteer to help bring the future of condoms into the marketplace, this is your chance.

(via Gizmodo)

Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

NOV 30, 2006 10:05 AM

Either my midichlorian count is higher than I thought or this is an old rumour. I first heard about this about 8 years ago

neverender

neverender

Pleasanton, CA
January 2003

NOV 30, 2006 10:11 AM

spray on and.....um....um....hopefully peel off?

duncanj100

duncanj100

United Kingdom
April 2006

NOV 30, 2006 10:12 AM

hahaha if thats true thats class

AstralTraveller

AstralTraveller

United Kingdom
January 2003

NOV 30, 2006 10:16 AM

What are you talking about, condoms are amazing.

SnowgodCCR

SnowgodCCR

Derry, NH
November 2006

NOV 30, 2006 10:32 AM

Yeah, I heard about these a long time ago as well. Maybe like...1998?

Skywisdom

Skywisdom

Portland, OR
December 2005

NOV 30, 2006 10:34 AM

What? No i made these up last year as a joke! This is bullshit!

Affy

Affy

Chicago, IL
March 2006

NOV 30, 2006 10:43 AM

Im not having sex with anyone who thinks that is safe.

Pete

Pete

United Kingdom
July 2004

NOV 30, 2006 10:51 AM

They sound like fun! not sure how safe it'd be though, what if you missed a spot when spraying?

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 30, 2006 11:10 AM

I always just use latex house paint.

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

NOV 30, 2006 11:22 AM

I guess this means Saran Wrap is TRULY going out of style?

Dika

Dika

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

NOV 30, 2006 11:27 AM

Mildly creepy? skull

Abia

Abia

Marinette, WI
May 2004

NOV 30, 2006 11:28 AM

Haha That sounds just out of control. I think I would have to agree with Affy.

Someguysteve

Someguysteve

USA
September 2005

NOV 30, 2006 11:31 AM

Even if it works I'm not sure I would trust myself to create
a. a safe even coating
b. not miss any spots
c. not get the damn stuff in my hair, which I imagine creates an awful mess

robby

robby

Milwaukee, WI
November 2006

NOV 30, 2006 11:36 AM

yeah.... i agree with affy, too. no bueno.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

NOV 30, 2006 11:44 AM

Affy said:
Im not having sex with anyone who thinks that is safe.



no kidding.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

NOV 30, 2006 11:53 AM

It's the Axe© of condoms.

Bodhistarr

Bodhistarr

Baltimore, MD
September 2006

NOV 30, 2006 12:01 PM

are you serious. how the hell is that going to work out. dude, just make the guys take the pill. that way theres no error.

the male pill is 100% effective as long as the guy remembers to take it every day. If chics can do it, then dudes can too. seriously. screw that spray on shit. Thats not going in me.lol

Someguysteve

Someguysteve

USA
September 2005

NOV 30, 2006 12:08 PM

well, theres also diseases to consider

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

NOV 30, 2006 12:13 PM

I'm not sure which is more embarrasing, The inevitable slip-ups from the lube on traditional condoms or waving your hard-on in front of a fan trying to get this shit to dry.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

NOV 30, 2006 12:20 PM

Doesn't there need to be some extra space at the end? This could cause problems if it's "form fitting."

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

NOV 30, 2006 12:46 PM

what if it gets stuck to any nearby hair? this sounds like such a terrible idea.

Dallas

Dallas

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

NOV 30, 2006 12:57 PM

uhh. what if it drips inside the urethra??

shard

shard

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

NOV 30, 2006 01:55 PM

Bigger gun for parties?

You_Dont_Know_Me

You_Dont_Know_Me

Bossier City, LA
July 2004

NOV 30, 2006 01:59 PM

Bodhistarr said:
are you serious. how the hell is that going to work out. dude, just make the guys take the pill. that way theres no error.

the male pill is 100% effective as long as the guy remembers to take it every day. If chics can do it, then dudes can too. seriously. screw that spray on shit. Thats not going in me.lol



I think the idea is more for sake of diseases ... you are aware of those aren't you?

Even so, unless it creates a vaccu-seal pouch at the end of the penis or something ... all it will do is protect the guy, if it even works at all ... which it won't ...

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