NEWS: The Spider Girls Wreak Havoc in Chile

CULTURE: The Spider Girls Wreak Havoc in Chile

There's a new SG in town.

While I don't really think of the SuicideGirls as good girls per se, should they ever take up comic book style crime fighting, I know who their arch-nemesis would be. SuicideGirls, meet the Spider Girls.

The Spider Girls are an elite band of teenage girls who strike fear into hearts of jewelry owners the world over, but mostly in Chile. Like their eight-legged counterparts, they glide up through luxury apartments undetected, ensnare your most prized jewels in their webs, and then casually slip through the front door back into the night as though you'd invited them. You probably did, walking around, flossin', thinking you're All That.

In 2005 alone, before their capture, the Spider Girls were responsible for a spate of crimes, crippling the jewel lovers of Santiago and sinking their teeth into thousands of dollars worth in jewelry. Asked why they did it, Spider Girl Jocelyn spit cold venom.

The Chileans were especiall angered by the fierce-some foursome, because all but one of the girls were under the age of 18 and had to be tried as juveniles. The girls vowed to renounce their ways, but since their release from reform school, one Spider Girl, Yasna, returned to a life of crime, recruited and trained a new girl, Marceille, and together the duo have weaved a shiny, glittering, jewel encrusted web of fear.

Upon their red handed capture, climbing the third floor of a luxury building, both Yasna and Marceille were found to be heavy with child. Who knows what danger lurks within? Until next time…

...Say. by the way--if the SuicideGirls were a comic book, would it take a Missy's Angels (à la Charlie's Angels) kinda vibe? Would any of them even take direction well? Who'd be Bosley? Could I be Bosley? I live in New York—could there be an East Coast Bosley and a West Coast Bosley?

Did we set the time machine for three weeks back?

that is beyond sexy

suicide girls comics.... Now that will sell.

Freaking Chile..... they get all the COOL criminals.

Hehe...."burgle" is a funny word to say.

looks like Spiderwoman....Is this a marvel thing....

...you mean "fearsome?"

Also,

where's that "this thread is useless without pics" pic?

Hawt.

and now they both are pregnant and in jail
They were caught into an apartment stolin jewelry and they climbed 2 floors with 6 and 8 months´s bellies!