NEWS: Pam Anderson & Kid Rock's Marriage Destroyed by Kazakh Journalist

CELEB: Pam Anderson & Kid Rock's Marriage Destroyed by Kazakh Journalist

Nobody saw this one coming: Pamela Anderson and hubby Kid Rock (aka Bob Ritchie) announced their separation. The couple threw a trash-tastic wedding aboard a yacht in Saint Tropez last summer, then spent a stunning four months together before they had enough. Although it was safe to assume the couple split because she flashed her tit-tays all over town and got sick of watching NASCAR, that was not the case. Sources claimed the couple split over America’s favorite Kazakh journalist, Borat.

A friend of the couple said Anderson couldn’t stand Kid's "male insecurity and major anger issues." The issue erupted two weeks ago while the couple attended a screening of Anderson’s new film Borat at Universal Studio exec Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house.

Neither Pam’s nor Kid Rock’s reps commented on the details of the split, but no one really cares what they have to say. We’re patiently waiting for Borat’s take on the situation.

slow news day?

aww this makes me sad

LOL i love this story

they got married?? how stupid was that?

No.

Slow day sitting in front of your computer commenting on stories you don't care about?

Good thing we'll never run out of sickly white-trash rock stars for her to marry. And Borat was a fantastic film. I haven't laughed that hard at a movie in a very long time.

Plastic seen-better-days models and White-Trash-and-lovin'-it musicians isn't a good combo to start with. Add to that Pams stupid PETA shit and you know it wasn't gonna last.

Alyk, you are amazing!

Also, thanks for clearing up if Pam was in on the Borat joke or not.

Poor Pam, all she wants is true love.

Kid Rock....? Hmmmm. He used to "rap" or something, right?

I heard he was kind of famous at one time.

I'm with Pammy on this one; it's a joke, you sad bastard.

BOrat 4 lyfe!1

My wife is dead and Ms. Pamela Andersons is no longer married to chocolate-face wannabe Kids Rocks?

HIGH FIVE!

Team CJ.

And getting shot down whilst doing so. Ouch.

+1

Yes.

My mistake. I thought nobody cared for Pamela or um, Kid Rock. I stand corrected.

The hilarious thing about the picture above is that it's from GQ's year-in-review issue that names them "Newlyweds of the Year".

damn, another celebrity couple broke up. i'm never gonna have role models if this shit keep up.

"Chocolate-face"? Interesting.

HIGH FIVE!

Of all the shit Baywatchee has done, taped sex, playboy, degrading public displays of various kinds, and just being on baywatch and that show about the bookstore, he picks the one movie where she has all of her clothes on to get pissed off about?!

And he seemed like he would be such a thoughtful, reasonable guy.

I'd be insecure too if I were as ugly as that no-talent son of a bitch.