NEWS: Pop Princess Reinvents Herself by Leaving the Drawers at Home

CELEB: Pop Princess Reinvents Herself by Leaving the Drawers at Home

Are you ready for a gratuitous gossip story? If not, read no further—go check out the politics section or something. Anyway, Britney Spears seems to be on a desperate path for reinvention. Shortly after giving birth to her second child, Spears decided to revitalize her struggling career by dropping her deadbeat, wanna-be rapper husband, getting some new boobs, and washing her hair. Part of her evolution, according to some sources, is to make herself over into a party-girl MILF.

Brit, desperate for a comeback, hooked up with Paris Hilton for lessons. Photographers caught the two all over Las Vegas and Los Angeles during the past couple of weeks—dancing, shopping, and hooking. Hilton gave Spears a few of her attention-getting maneuvers, most notably, apparently advising the former pop-star to leave her panties at home.

This proves to all the haters Brit isn’t the mediocre mother we all thought she was—she's out there trying to make that dollar for her babies.




Vag

Wow, 3-4 years ago, I probably would be craning my neck and looking at this from 543 different angles to see more. Now, I'm terrified.

huh ... I thought these were fake ...

And I like had so much respect for her... Now she goes and does this... Hanging out with Paris Hilton... Like, how could she?

It's a record! She kept her legs shut for more than 6 seconds! I believe in you Brittany, you can clean up your act.

if she's not gonna be a skank, what the hell good is she?

How come no one hasn't said anything about her new perfume?

They are both probably faked. the "vag" area is cloned from the knee. it is obvious in the first photo as you can see that the lighting matches her right knee perfectly. If you're wondering wether or not it's difficult to do, it takes a total of about 45 seconds to open, clone the area, adjust lighting, and save.

And aside from all my conspiracy theories, I don't think Britney is that idiotic.

For instance, here's my version taken directly from the knee.

(I really don't have enough to do...)

Oddly, I'm relieved.

Normally I would say that you should be. But, as I said, this took all of about 45 seconds. I suppose I could have take that time to look at more boobs... okay, okay. i should have taken that time to look at more boobs.

Yeah!! She married Kevin Federline didn't she?!!

She's going for the win!

http://lazygirls.info/Britney_Spears/Candid_With_Paris_Nov_26_2006b_wMwjCn0

http://lazygirls.info/Britney_Spears/Britney_Spears_Club_Teddy_S_11_22_2006_05_xlogoaF

She's an enigma! She's wearing a Little Miss Sunshine t-shirt, leopard print, and flashing! By all reason this should create some sort of temporal paradox and destroy half of the planet! (another reason that leads me to believe this is more than likely a fake)

seems like she's hellbent on destroying her life one party at a time.

finally, a celebrity i can identify with!

Lies! Nothing on the internet is fake!!!

But yea, that photo actually made me say WTF the first time I saw it lol

For The Win!

No shit man. Who woulda thought I'd have something in common with Britney

So I have three options.
1. Quit Partying
2. Kill Britney
3. Get shitfaced and not give a rats ass.

They look more like flesh coloured panties to me.

Oh my God, I can't believe I'm reading this thread, much less posting on it...

Why do people care about Britney? She's a brainless sack of shit who couldn't even spell her own name. Trailer trash with money. Isn't it about time she started looking after her children or face having them taken into care? The photo of her with a newborn baby on her KNEE whilst driving wasn't photo-shopped...

For all the unlucky kiddos who can't see, click on the box.




Not safe for work, or while eatinng breakfast. Very unforunate.

Well, not one of these pics is real as far as I can tell. All obvious PS jobs. Besides, even if they were legit, whats the big deal about a little pubic skin anyway. Certainly not the money shot. Even the one above posted by Alyk is a clear fake.

For what it's worth, I've always thought Brit was hot in a purely basic sexual way. You don't need a high IQ to have mind blowing sex...it aint rocket science.

Unless her pubic area has been replaced by a skin graft...yeah. they're fake.

Kind of. She has a fresh c-section scar.

a sad sad state of affairs