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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

NOV 23, 2006 06:13 PM

Former rock star and full-time drunk Scott Stapp fell from his penthouse balcony in Miami this weekend. Although the first assumption might be Stapp got sloppy-drunk and fell, the former Creed singer claimed that was not the case; Stapp said he quit drinking after his DUI arrest in February. He claimed the fall was a result of too much fun.

"Yes, I did fall from my balcony," he said, requiring three stitches. "But I was kidding around with my friends," who were in the penthouse below. The rocker said he "heard a ruckus" on the floor below where some of his friends and their girlfriends were staying. "I was standing up on the balcony, which has poles, and we were just trash-talking and kidding around," Stapp related. "I slipped. I got too high. I was leaning over and I slipped."


Despite this, a witness alleged Stapp "did not look normal" when he checked into the Miami hotel. Considering that the dude has the tiniest pinhead I’ve ever seen, I guess he never looks “normal.”

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dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

NOV 24, 2006 09:05 AM

I am a Golden God!

SirLoins

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA
October 2005

NOV 24, 2006 09:05 AM

That coulda been a great Darwin award. frown

TigerAngel

TigerAngel

Bellvue, CO
February 2005

NOV 24, 2006 09:40 AM

I hate the fact that I was totally in love with him when "Creed" got popular.

The shame. blush

DeadDarkStar

DeadDarkStar

Jacksonville, FL
August 2004

NOV 24, 2006 09:53 AM

why couldn't have he have landed on that pin-head and crushed it?

hey stapp.....NICE FACE!!

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

NOV 24, 2006 09:56 AM

311, I am ready to fall off a balcony on your head.

ShadowsLightness

ShadowsLightness

USA
May 2005

NOV 24, 2006 10:00 AM

aaaaaaahhhahahahhaahahahahaahaahhahahhahaahahaha

I fucking hate that guy.

Meghanthropy

Meghanthropy

I'm lost
November 2006

NOV 24, 2006 10:27 AM

Pretty funny. I didn't think that the usage of "hilarity ensues" was accurate, because I was thinking and hoping something happened as a result of the already hilarious fall.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

NOV 24, 2006 10:37 AM

Scott Stapp has friends?

Costigan

Costigan

Detroit, MI
November 2004

NOV 24, 2006 10:43 AM

Damn, where's the YouTube video! frown

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

NOV 24, 2006 10:44 AM

dingoes8 said:
I am a Golden God!



haha!

Ehma

Ehma

Portland, OR
August 2006

NOV 24, 2006 10:59 AM

Bwahahaha!! biggrin

exliontamer

exliontamer

Honolulu, HI
November 2002

NOV 24, 2006 11:40 AM

If he would've landed on his pinhead, he would have been a great imitation of a lawn dart!

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 24, 2006 11:42 AM

Hold me now
I'm 6 feet from the edge
And I'm thinkin
Maybe 6 feet ain't so far down

Jaylin

Jaylin

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 24, 2006 01:20 PM

Guys ... he really WASN'T drunk!!!!! Didn't you read? He said: "I got to high." But I think the most shocking thing about this article is that he's reffered to as a "former rock-star" ... I never knew he was popular enough or talented enough to even be considered a star, let alone "rock."

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

NOV 24, 2006 01:31 PM

Jaylin said:
I never knew he was popular enough or talented enough to even be considered a star, let alone "rock."



Creed sold a fuck-ton of albums. Not that that's a good thing.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

NOV 24, 2006 01:33 PM

hopefully he makes a habit of this

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

NOV 24, 2006 01:38 PM

Eyewitnesses say he hit the ground "with arms wide open".


His Messiah could not be reached for comment.

zgrat

zgrat

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

NOV 24, 2006 02:39 PM

SuicidePuppies said:
Eyewitnesses say he hit the ground "with arms wide open".


His Messiah could not be reached for comment.



that made me LOL

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

NOV 24, 2006 03:08 PM

Considering that the dude has the tiniest pinhead I've ever seen, I guess he never looks "normal."


exliontamer said:
If he would've landed on his pinhead, he would have been a great imitation of a lawn dart!


I have no clue where this came from inside my head, but here goes...

(Sung to the tune of "Pinhead")

I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just took a fall from the penthouse floor
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
My name is Scott Stapp, a no-talent whore


-TM

Scinge

Scinge

Minneapolis, MN
June 2004

NOV 24, 2006 03:17 PM

Stapp related. "I got too high..."

Exactly!!!

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

NOV 24, 2006 03:23 PM

Perhaps he was trying to reach out to teh Lord. Wasn't that band all about the Jesus or something?

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

NOV 24, 2006 03:26 PM

Scinge said:
Stapp related. "I got too high..."



He still wonders....can you take him higher?

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

NOV 24, 2006 03:32 PM

Dead_Ringer said:
Perhaps he was trying to reach out to teh Lord. Wasn't that band all about the Jesus or something?





"You said it man! Nobody fucks with The Jesus!"

-TM

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

NOV 24, 2006 03:33 PM

CocoabutteR said:

Scinge said:
Stapp related. "I got too high..."



He still wonders....can you take him higher?


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