Former rock star and full-time drunk Scott Stapp fell from his penthouse balcony in Miami this weekend. Although the first assumption might be Stapp got sloppy-drunk and fell, the former Creed singer claimed that was not the case; Stapp said he quit drinking after his DUI arrest in February. He claimed the fall was a result of too much fun.

"Yes, I did fall from my balcony," he said, requiring three stitches. "But I was kidding around with my friends," who were in the penthouse below. The rocker said he "heard a ruckus" on the floor below where some of his friends and their girlfriends were staying. "I was standing up on the balcony, which has poles, and we were just trash-talking and kidding around," Stapp related. "I slipped. I got too high. I was leaning over and I slipped."

Despite this, a witness alleged Stapp "did not look normal" when he checked into the Miami hotel. Considering that the dude has the tiniest pinhead Ive ever seen, I guess he never looks normal.

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dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

NOV 24, 2006 09:05 AM

I am a Golden God!

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA

October 2005

NOV 24, 2006 09:05 AM

That coulda been a great Darwin award.

TigerAngel

Bellvue, CO

February 2005

NOV 24, 2006 09:40 AM

I hate the fact that I was totally in love with him when "Creed" got popular.

The shame.

DeadDarkStar

Jacksonville, FL

August 2004

NOV 24, 2006 09:53 AM

why couldn't have he have landed on that pin-head and crushed it?

hey stapp.....NICE FACE!!

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

NOV 24, 2006 09:56 AM

311, I am ready to fall off a balcony on your head.

ShadowsLightness

USA

May 2005

NOV 24, 2006 10:00 AM

aaaaaaahhhahahahhaahahahahaahaahhahahhahaahahaha

I fucking hate that guy.

Meghanthropy

I'm lost

November 2006

NOV 24, 2006 10:27 AM

Pretty funny. I didn't think that the usage of "hilarity ensues" was accurate, because I was thinking and hoping something happened as a result of the already hilarious fall.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

NOV 24, 2006 10:37 AM

Scott Stapp has friends?

Costigan

Detroit, MI

November 2004

NOV 24, 2006 10:43 AM

Damn, where's the YouTube video!

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

NOV 24, 2006 10:44 AM

dingoes8 said:
I am a Golden God!

haha!

Ehma

Portland, OR

August 2006

NOV 24, 2006 10:59 AM

Bwahahaha!!

exliontamer

Honolulu, HI

November 2002

NOV 24, 2006 11:40 AM

If he would've landed on his pinhead, he would have been a great imitation of a lawn dart!

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

NOV 24, 2006 11:42 AM

Hold me now
I'm 6 feet from the edge
And I'm thinkin
Maybe 6 feet ain't so far down

Jaylin

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 24, 2006 01:20 PM

Guys ... he really WASN'T drunk!!!!! Didn't you read? He said: "I got to high." But I think the most shocking thing about this article is that he's reffered to as a "former rock-star" ... I never knew he was popular enough or talented enough to even be considered a star, let alone "rock."

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

NOV 24, 2006 01:31 PM

Jaylin said:
I never knew he was popular enough or talented enough to even be considered a star, let alone "rock."

Creed sold a fuck-ton of albums. Not that that's a good thing.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

NOV 24, 2006 01:33 PM

hopefully he makes a habit of this

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA

June 2003

NOV 24, 2006 01:38 PM

Eyewitnesses say he hit the ground "with arms wide open".

His Messiah could not be reached for comment.

zgrat

Los Angeles, CA

September 2003

NOV 24, 2006 02:39 PM

SuicidePuppies said:
Eyewitnesses say he hit the ground "with arms wide open".

His Messiah could not be reached for comment.

that made me LOL

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

NOV 24, 2006 03:08 PM

Considering that the dude has the tiniest pinhead I've ever seen, I guess he never looks "normal."

exliontamer said:
If he would've landed on his pinhead, he would have been a great imitation of a lawn dart!

I have no clue where this came from inside my head, but here goes...

(Sung to the tune of "Pinhead")

I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
I just took a fall from the penthouse floor
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more
My name is Scott Stapp, a no-talent whore

-TM

Scinge

Minneapolis, MN

June 2004

NOV 24, 2006 03:17 PM

Stapp related. "I got too high..."

Exactly!!!

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost

September 2004

NOV 24, 2006 03:23 PM

Perhaps he was trying to reach out to teh Lord. Wasn't that band all about the Jesus or something?

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

NOV 24, 2006 03:26 PM

Scinge said:
Stapp related. "I got too high..."

He still wonders....can you take him higher?

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

NOV 24, 2006 03:32 PM

Dead_Ringer said:
Perhaps he was trying to reach out to teh Lord. Wasn't that band all about the Jesus or something?

"You said it man! Nobody fucks with The Jesus!"

-TM

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost

September 2004

NOV 24, 2006 03:33 PM

CocoabutteR said:

Scinge said:
Stapp related. "I got too high..."

He still wonders....can you take him higher?

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