NEWS: Buddhist Monk Cuts Off Own Penis with Machete

I suppose now the monk won't have nay more excuses for not getting this for Buddha's Birthday next year:

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^^^Not for the faint of hearted.

This sounds like a killer Mortal Kombat fatality.

Not quite the hardest of hardcore monks

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It's really amazing how stupid people can be.

No. In the first place I doubt it would heal shut, unless you think he won't be peeing through that hole while his non-cock heals. In the second place, I don't think it would be very hard to prevent it from sealing.

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Yes. Especially lately, I'm home for thanksgiving and hate typing with this keyboard--brief quips are my friend. But I mean really, you think they would stich it shut? Like it would never occur to them that he might have to pee at some point?

holy crap!! the comments were more entertaining than the actual story. it's hilarious!! good job SG members, you made me laugh!

Drake said:

Max16Characters said:
I suppose now the monk won't have nay more excuses for not getting this for Buddha's Birthday next year:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

^^^Not for the faint of hearted.

I um... what am I looking at?

A man whose had his cock and balls chopped off and then inserted a big metal thingy into his urethra. Fucked up i know.

Max16Characters said:

Drake said:

Max16Characters said:
I suppose now the monk won't have nay more excuses for not getting this for Buddha's Birthday next year:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

^^^Not for the faint of hearted.

I um... what am I looking at?

A man whose had his cock and balls chopped off and then inserted a big metal thingy into his urethra. Fucked up i know.

Now I am so glad that I decided not to click that spoiler.

Now he's going to have this little stub that stands up whenever a hot Tibetan chick walks by... hahahahaha!

Enlightenment.....happiness through understanding.....is only achieved my mastering the desires not the results of those desires, in this case an erection during meditation. That's like trying to cure a cold by cutting your nose off because it keeps running.

mingol said:

Max16Characters said:

Drake said:

Max16Characters said:
I suppose now the monk won't have nay more excuses for not getting this for Buddha's Birthday next year:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

^^^Not for the faint of hearted.

I um... what am I looking at?

A man whose had his cock and balls chopped off and then inserted a big metal thingy into his urethra. Fucked up i know.

Now I am so glad that I decided not to click that spoiler.

You know you want to

Not the path to enlightenment... dumbass.

well now we can all clearly see he's / his nuts. Poor fellow.

does one qualify for a Darwin award if s/he is obviously a religious nutball?

Max16Characters said:

mingol said:

Max16Characters said:

Drake said:

Max16Characters said:
I suppose now the monk won't have nay more excuses for not getting this for Buddha's Birthday next year:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

^^^Not for the faint of hearted.

I um... what am I looking at?

A man whose had his cock and balls chopped off and then inserted a big metal thingy into his urethra. Fucked up i know.

Now I am so glad that I decided not to click that spoiler.

You know you want to

Uh, no, I really don't.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dumbass