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SteveIsaacs

SteveIsaacs

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 23, 2006 03:58 PM


more hardcore than you

An unnamed Buddhist monk in Thailand last week cut off his own penis with a machete in an effort to be free of his earthly desires.

"The 35-year-old monk... allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital... to dress his wound, but refused reattachment," hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything."


The monk was apparently overwrought by having an erection during meditation, and decided to free himself from the tyranny of his healthy penis and its delicious distractions.

note: The fine Buddhist monk pictured is not the man from this story, but just a random monk. We assume he is still in possession of his penis and accompanying earthly desires.

WishRyder

WishRyder

Waukee, IA
October 2003

NOV 23, 2006 05:05 PM

This is somehow better? Now we have an impulsive, psychotic monk with a machete that is now sexually frustrated with no means of relieving said frustration.

roguemind

roguemind

Groton, CT
October 2006

NOV 23, 2006 05:11 PM

nevermind.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

NOV 23, 2006 05:15 PM

wow.... thats fucking crazy!

xxxxxxx

xxxxxxx

Canada
September 2005

NOV 23, 2006 05:20 PM

cut off his own penis with a machete in an effort to be free of his earthly desires.



Geez. It must be quite a drag for this guy to be sitting around dickless the week after doing this realizing that his penis was not, after all, part of his endocrine system. You'd think maybe a brief flip through a physiology text might be in order before taking a measure so drastic.

NC_guy

NC_guy

Raleigh, NC
January 2006

NOV 23, 2006 05:24 PM

Nea said:
wow.... thats fucking crazy!


Ditto.

soulcompromise

soulcompromise

I'm lost
November 2006

NOV 23, 2006 05:29 PM

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face... puke

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

NOV 23, 2006 05:34 PM

steve, nice photoshop job on the image, but i think you meant evil dick

TikiMike

TikiMike

Parkville, MD
November 2006

NOV 23, 2006 05:37 PM

Well hopefully his newly formed boobies won't make him crazy & want to chop them off!

photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

NOV 23, 2006 05:43 PM

I guess he won't asked to carve anyone's turkey tonight!

MarcR

MarcR

United Kingdom
April 2005

NOV 23, 2006 05:51 PM

That's fucked up.

Silly humans

Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

NOV 23, 2006 05:51 PM

That poor monk got it all wrong, and he actually fell deeper in the circle of suffering... whatever

sixinine

sixinine

United Kingdom
November 2004

NOV 23, 2006 05:55 PM

id like to comment and reafirm my lame masculinity,
but I havent spent a my waking time reflecting on the human condition,
Im not part of a race thats spent it's time reflecting on whats actual and not whats just sold by person to person,
so im just gonna point and say....
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA WHAT A LAME ASS!

Copper

Copper

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 23, 2006 05:56 PM

WishRyder said:
This is somehow better? Now we have an impulsive, psychotic monk with a machete that is now sexually frustrated with no means of relieving said frustration.



Yeah, If it were myself I'd have gone with the balls.

Isn't castration common among monks anyhow?

Ryoukansan

Ryoukansan

Picton, ON
September 2005

NOV 23, 2006 06:01 PM

I've got a question.. when you cut your dick off... how do you take a leak after that... You have to get your.. uhmmm rrrrrr.... tap fixed or your fucked..... what do they do then?

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

NOV 23, 2006 06:22 PM

Skism said:
I've got a question.. when you cut your dick off... how do you take a leak after that... You have to get your.. uhmmm rrrrrr.... tap fixed or your fucked..... what do they do then?



Because it's impossible to pee without a penis. Women just walk around until their bladders exlode and they die.

Ryoukansan

Ryoukansan

Picton, ON
September 2005

NOV 23, 2006 06:26 PM

Yes but if you cut off your dick and they just stich it shut.. does it not make sence that its not going to heal with a nice little hole at the end... I would think if they stich it up its going to heal closed.

wouldnt you need plastic surgery to fix that???
Smart ass

Vestril said:

Skism said:
I've got a question.. when you cut your dick off... how do you take a leak after that... You have to get your.. uhmmm rrrrrr.... tap fixed or your fucked..... what do they do then?



Because it's impossible to pee without a penis. Women just walk around until their bladders exlode and they die.



DrTchock

DrTchock

Montreal, QC
October 2005

NOV 23, 2006 06:37 PM

Getting boners at inopportune moments is the worst thing ever. He fixed that. You people are just jealous.

Ryoukansan

Ryoukansan

Picton, ON
September 2005

NOV 23, 2006 06:38 PM

DrTchock said:
Getting boners at inopportune moments is the worst thing ever. He fixed that. You people are just jealous.



lol.. happens to me all the time

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

NOV 23, 2006 06:46 PM

DrTchock said:
Getting boners



DrTchock said:
inopportune moments



dude, i don't see how those two concepts can even share the same quote tag.

jaggy

jaggy

Austin, TX
October 2003

NOV 23, 2006 07:21 PM

good god man

Deny

Deny

USA
August 2006

NOV 23, 2006 07:39 PM

I think I saw a picture of it on Bmezine.com. Seriously, look in their hardcore section. There's some other shit where this dude pees from the base of his penis because of his modifications.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 23, 2006 07:40 PM

I may not be the most religious person in the world...but if there IS a God...he wants me to keep my wiener right where it is.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

NOV 23, 2006 07:43 PM

Well, uh, good luck with that.

aricvg

aricvg

Bonita, CA
August 2005

NOV 23, 2006 07:49 PM

Sad part is your penis really has little to do with the whole sexual desire issue. Cutting it off isn't going to free him of those desires only more self-control. I guess a random hard-on was a bad thing for him huh? Well at least if he decides to have sex later on in life he can still egt off just not in through intercourse. I think he took it a bit far and should have consulted his teacher before going to such an extreme.

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