NEWS: Buddhist Monk Cuts Off Own Penis with Machete

CULTURE: Buddhist Monk Cuts Off Own Penis with Machete

more hardcore than you

An unnamed Buddhist monk in Thailand last week cut off his own penis with a machete in an effort to be free of his earthly desires.

The monk was apparently overwrought by having an erection during meditation, and decided to free himself from the tyranny of his healthy penis and its delicious distractions.

note: The fine Buddhist monk pictured is not the man from this story, but just a random monk. We assume he is still in possession of his penis and accompanying earthly desires.

This is somehow better? Now we have an impulsive, psychotic monk with a machete that is now sexually frustrated with no means of relieving said frustration.

nevermind.

wow.... thats fucking crazy!

Geez. It must be quite a drag for this guy to be sitting around dickless the week after doing this realizing that his penis was not, after all, part of his endocrine system. You'd think maybe a brief flip through a physiology text might be in order before taking a measure so drastic.

Ditto.

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face...

steve, nice photoshop job on the image, but i think you meant evil dick

Well hopefully his newly formed boobies won't make him crazy & want to chop them off!

I guess he won't asked to carve anyone's turkey tonight!

That's fucked up.

Silly humans

That poor monk got it all wrong, and he actually fell deeper in the circle of suffering...

id like to comment and reafirm my lame masculinity,
but I havent spent a my waking time reflecting on the human condition,
Im not part of a race thats spent it's time reflecting on whats actual and not whats just sold by person to person,
so im just gonna point and say....
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA WHAT A LAME ASS!

I've got a question.. when you cut your dick off... how do you take a leak after that... You have to get your.. uhmmm rrrrrr.... tap fixed or your fucked..... what do they do then?

Because it's impossible to pee without a penis. Women just walk around until their bladders exlode and they die.

Yes but if you cut off your dick and they just stich it shut.. does it not make sence that its not going to heal with a nice little hole at the end... I would think if they stich it up its going to heal closed.

wouldnt you need plastic surgery to fix that???
Smart ass

Getting boners at inopportune moments is the worst thing ever. He fixed that. You people are just jealous.

lol.. happens to me all the time

dude, i don't see how those two concepts can even share the same quote tag.

good god man

I think I saw a picture of it on Bmezine.com. Seriously, look in their hardcore section. There's some other shit where this dude pees from the base of his penis because of his modifications.

I may not be the most religious person in the world...but if there IS a God...he wants me to keep my wiener right where it is.

Well, uh, good luck with that.

Sad part is your penis really has little to do with the whole sexual desire issue. Cutting it off isn't going to free him of those desires only more self-control. I guess a random hard-on was a bad thing for him huh? Well at least if he decides to have sex later on in life he can still egt off just not in through intercourse. I think he took it a bit far and should have consulted his teacher before going to such an extreme.