NEWS: Cat Dogs Don't Exist!

CULTURE: Cat Dogs Don't Exist!

When I heard about Cat/Dogs (Dats? Cogs?), I was more than a little intrigued. Because when I was young, I used to think Dogs were boys and Cats were their girlfriends. All the fear that cats had towards dogs was just them playing hard to get. So cute.

Seriously, after all the humiliation, I thought I was finally being proven correct.

But when Cassia Aparecida de Souza, an 18 year-old girl from a poor neighborhood in southern Brazil, claimed last week that her cat Mimi got freaky with a dog and gave birth to three puppies and three kittens, she was either mistaken, dreaming, or lying. Blood tests conducted by geneticist Adil Pacheco refute the Brazilian woman's claim.

Oh well, I guess the mistake is an easy one to make. Wait, no it's not.

Mimi with her adopted pups.

Well at least we all get to take another look at that cleavage in the background...

The strangest adoption story I have seen was of a lioness adopting several baby antelopes. It was actually a really sad story.

Link to story

Whatever. That cat is still a fucking slut.

i like sluts....

Bull. Shit.

All cats are sluts

yeah... and the after birth looked like the virgin mary

That was an AWESOME documentary on Animal Planet I think? Seriously, I don't care what genetists say someday we will crack the code and create an unholy race of wolfigers or fishangutans. Then we'll see who was crazy

I saw that documentary. It made me cry.

I saw it too. The Lion Just Wanted A Family.

Then It Died.

was going to say Cat Dog but that seems to have been mentioned already.

Maybe...maybe, I'm thinking Cassia Aparecida de Souza might be a dumbass.

I'm just sayin'...maybe.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Dogs were boys and Cats were girls.

all my dreams and hopes crushed!
damn....im gunna go cry..

successful inter-species breeding is limited to animals of the same genus.

yes... the boobs. what about THE BOOBS?!?

There' s always the mule and then there' s the wolf / dog.

Not yet they don't! Not with that kind of attitude!

Gentic Engineering: Correcting God's Horrible, Horrible Mistakes

...were getting closer...

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/11/061119114814.htm

We already have the Man Bear Pig...........so it's only a matter of time till we get Cat/Dogs..................I'm totally serial!

Welp.
Roethke > Brazil.

But who didn't see this coming?

Dogs are stupid, why would you ruin the cat? If she's that desperate for attention, she could try being emo. That's slightly more acceptable than lying.