At the 16th annual Ig Nobel Awards, this years award in medicine goes to a doctor who went the extra mile to help a patient out with a severe case of the hiccups.
On a stage strewn with paper airplanes flung by the audience, the Ig Nobel winners received their awards.
A crowd favorite was the Medicine award, which went to doctors who probed the edges of medical practice to find a cure for incessant hiccups.
They found that as a last resort an effective remedy is a "digital rectal massage."
The first to use this technique was Francis Fesmire, a doctor at Erlanger Hospital in Chattanooga, Tennessee.
He treated a patient in the emergency room who suffered from hiccups every two seconds for three days.
"Initially gagging and tongue-pulling maneuvers were attempted with no change," Fesmire reported in the Annals of Emergency Medicine.
After various other attempts, Fesmire resorted to sticking his finger where the sun don't shine. Applying a slow circular motion stopped the hiccups within seconds.
I find the best cure is accusing the person of faking the hiccups. Usually they protest but when called upon to produce the hiccup as proof, they are suddenly cured.
Okay, here's my question: if you were a doctor, and a patient came to you complaining of hiccups, exactly why would it occur to you to stick a finger up their butt?
DhD_No_Pants
Katy, TX
May 2006
NOV 22, 2006 02:08 PM