NEWS: The Most Beautiful News Woman in the World

CULTURE: The Most Beautiful News Woman in the World

This isn't a personal observation. I'm above that shit. This is just a clear, obvious, inarguable statement of fact. Melissa Theuriau is a newscaster for French network LCI. When she speaks, I assume that it has something to do with world events, wars, famine and whatnot, but since I don't speak French, I'm forced to only assume this. All I can hear when Melissa speaks is a faint "chorus of angels" type sound, and a whispering voice that says "taste the rainbow". That is until I invariably lose consciousness.

Enjoy now this nice compilation video of Melissa's singular work at LCI where you can admire her sense of style, delicate vocal cadence, and obvious and almost overwhelming genetic superiority to all other humans currently inhabiting our planet.



Wow. I love that video. The creators even included a soundtrack that sounds like the music that plays in my head when I see her, sans the "taste the rainbow" part. In a recent worldwide poll of consumers purchasing an HDTV, over 73% responded with "Melissa Theuriau" as the reason for the purchase. I made that up. I only did it just in case Melissa reads the SG newswire and would possibly think it was "cute" that I straight made up facts to impress her.

Chivalry, Melissa. That's a French word.

Multi talented, Melissa is also the spokeswoman for Vuarnet sunglasses, which, due to her spokeswomanlyship, I am currently wearing a new pair, please forgive my tpying, its pertty drak in hre.

Ok, back to business - and the aching misery that is my heart - now damned with the knowledge that I am neither French, nor on any financial, social, or genetic level on par with The Most Beautiful News Woman in the World.

C'est la vie.

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what... the fuck.

Dude, this is weird. Your obssesed. Strange parrallels to the movie Audition are being drawn in my head.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....we..care..why ?

I'm right there with you. That is one fine newslady.

I remember Stockula making a thread about this woman last year. It was perhaps the only good thing he ever posted.

Yes, she's definitely hot. I may start watching French newscasts.

Is this somehow meant to be ironic?

Whatever, she looks pretty artificial to me. Not my cup of tea.

She looks much more natural frolicking topless in the sea.

Well, if somebody is going to inform me about the eventual global catastrofuck to end all man kind, it might as well be her.

And I don't even speak French.

Monica Bellucci.

+1

Dude, that soundtrack sounds like really bad porn music...

what they said...

oh my...

It's good to read this kind of shit and discover that I'm not the only aching nut-job out here.

I had a French-speaking girlfriend some years ago. She could whisper to me to take out the garbage and I would melt away in a serious case of the man-swoon.

Thanks for the video. I have no idea what she was saying in that vanilla-cream voice of hers, but I watched the whole thing twice. And then e-mailed it to myself.

Yeah, that chick is rediculously hot. Maria Bartiromo is more my type though.

I thought this was going to be about Alyk

ya know i really don't care what she looks like
everything sounds good in french!

I second the vote for Maria something about those eyes!!

Personally I'm still a Sandra Sully fan.

finally.............something useful out of this thread! (though it would have been nicer if she wasn't making such constipated faces

Can anyone just start a news topic about anything that comes across their mind? Do they have editors here? Can I only type in questions?