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erin_broadley

erin_broadley

Los Angeles, CA
October 2006

NOV 21, 2006 04:17 PM


So…I have this girlfriend that steals Viagra from her dad. Seriously. I know this because I found it while fumbling through her bedside drawer, half asleep with a migraine, praying to the hangover gods that I might find a trusty pain killer. I grabbed what I was hoping was Vicodin (or at least prescription strength ibuprofen) and was about to pop the little guy in my parched mouth when my friend interrupted with a shriek, “Don’t take that!” Initially I assumed she was just being selfish and wanted to keep the tiny, compressed bundle of migraine-be-gone joy to herself. “That’s…uhhh…Viagra,” she mumbled, and then explained how she steals it from her dad’s medicine cabinet when she visits just in case she beds a guy who might need a “lift” after their drunken bar date. All right then.

Needless to say I never found a painkiller. But the situation led to some thinking about how many other women do that very same thing. After all, it did happen on Rescue Me right? Denis Leary’s character was continuously dosed with a cocktail of sleeping pills and Viagra by his disturbed pseudo-girlfriend. Isn’t TV precious? My point being, this kind of thing doesn’t just happen on TV. My girlfriend is proof. Like, real people in real time kind of proof. And it’s not just American women that are doing the dosing these days.

According to Reuters, it seems that a town in central Brazil has implemented a program nicknamed “Pinto Alegre” or “Happy Penis,” where mayor Joao de Souza Luz dishes out free prescriptions of Viagra to elderly couples.


"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," he said.



Ah, but here’s the catch. In order to discourage cheating (because we all know that getting that first hard-on in ten years must make men feel like they’ve got to share it with the world), the town only gives the free Viagra to the wives who've registered for the happy-old people-sex program. Brazil thinks it's pretty smart.

What the geezers don’t realize is that they should just do what we sneaky Americans do—wait for your wife or girlfriend to claim she’s “too tired” to have sex, let her pass out, fumble through her bedside drawer, snag the sex pills, buckle yourself into your motorized wheelchair and hightail it to the nearest peep show.

Deny

Deny

USA
August 2006

NOV 21, 2006 07:17 PM

I think I would be more concerned with who she's cheating on me with than the fact that she has Viagra in her dresser drawer. But, eh... That's me.

okbear

okbear

New Zealand
May 2003

NOV 21, 2006 07:20 PM

Deny said:
I think I would be more concerned with who she's cheating on me with than the fact that she has Viagra in her dresser drawer. But, eh... That's me.



I don't think she means girlfriend in that sense.

Deny

Deny

USA
August 2006

NOV 21, 2006 07:23 PM

okbear said:

Deny said:
I think I would be more concerned with who she's cheating on me with than the fact that she has Viagra in her dresser drawer. But, eh... That's me.



I don't think she means girlfriend in that sense.



Oh sorry, it said bedside drawer so I assumed it was a girlfriend...

erin_broadley

erin_broadley

Los Angeles, CA
October 2006

NOV 21, 2006 07:38 PM

girlfriend as in "homegirl." hope that helps....

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

NOV 21, 2006 07:41 PM

The thing that stands out most about this (perhaps bad choice of words) is that your friend would think it necessary to give her would-be bed-buddy some Viagra. What's that all about? tongue

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 21, 2006 08:02 PM

When my husband had a bit of a cold, we found out that NyQuil and Crown mixes in his system and becomes Green Death Whiskey Viagara.

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

NOV 21, 2006 08:18 PM

there seem to be an awful lot of issues about consent here. i mean, if somebody is so drunk that they can't get it up, can they really consent to having sex? it seems pretty shady to me.

Zoetica

Zoetica

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 21, 2006 08:44 PM

is anyone else remotely disturbed by the title of this piece?

squerk

squerk

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 21, 2006 08:51 PM

"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," he said.



That just makes me smile...warms the heart.


ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

NOV 21, 2006 08:51 PM

I suspect the gal is telling a bit of a story here.

Women can and sometimes DO use Viagra to make the "little boat" "raise periscope."

DrZaius_

DrZaius_

Shallotte, NC
OLD SKOOL

NOV 21, 2006 09:28 PM

Zoetica said:
is anyone else remotely disturbed by the title of this piece?




It does sound remotely incestious.

DrZaius_

DrZaius_

Shallotte, NC
OLD SKOOL

NOV 21, 2006 09:29 PM

ASSH0LE said:

Women can and sometimes DO use Viagra to make the "little boat" "raise periscope."



Damn the torpedoes!

AlphaX

AlphaX

Fargo, ND
November 2006

NOV 21, 2006 09:31 PM

Zoetica said:
is anyone else remotely disturbed by the title of this piece?



Yes, I had to do a double take myself, and my first reaction was, with a little disgust, "What the hell kind of sick..." and it was really the only reason I read the story... I'm much less confused now though...

xxxxxxx

xxxxxxx

Canada
September 2005

NOV 21, 2006 09:37 PM

BernardShakey said:
The thing that stands out most about this (perhaps bad choice of words) is that your friend would think it necessary to give her would-be bed-buddy some Viagra.



Actually, no. The thing that stands out most about this piece is that someone would reach into someone else's drawer, grab whatever pills can be found there, and be prepared to ingest them without first bothering to identify them.

xxxxxxx

xxxxxxx

Canada
September 2005

NOV 21, 2006 09:38 PM

NT

Jersey

Jersey

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 21, 2006 09:47 PM

xxxxxxx said:

BernardShakey said:
The thing that stands out most about this (perhaps bad choice of words) is that your friend would think it necessary to give her would-be bed-buddy some Viagra.



Actually, no. The thing that stands out most about this piece is that someone would reach into someone else's drawer, grab whatever pills can be found there, and be prepared to ingest them without first bothering to identify them.




Silly Goose Its a story in the commentary section. It is supposed to be Tounge and cheek. i enjoyed it. Put all aside it is extremely intresting.

ilovemaynard

ilovemaynard

Export, PA
October 2006

NOV 21, 2006 09:57 PM

Its really not that hard to believe. it's viagra, woopty frickin' doo. Now if it was cialus THEN it would be a story shocked

xxxxxxx

xxxxxxx

Canada
September 2005

NOV 21, 2006 10:49 PM

JerseySilly Goose Its a story in the commentary section. It is supposed to be Tounge and cheek.



Ahh, I see. Still haven't gotten the hang of this, I guess. . .

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

NOV 21, 2006 11:21 PM

Finch said:
there seem to be an awful lot of issues about consent here. i mean, if somebody is so drunk that they can't get it up, can they really consent to having sex? it seems pretty shady to me.


Men don't worry about consenting...were just happy someone is willing...

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 22, 2006 01:43 AM


Finch said:
there seem to be an awful lot of issues about consent here. i mean, if somebody is so drunk that they can't get it up, can they really consent to having sex? it seems pretty shady to me.



Any time a guy has had whiskey dick around me, the spirit was more than willing, even though the flesh was limp. biggrin

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

NOV 22, 2006 02:10 AM

Do you usually pop random pills from other people's bedside drawers?

Bev_Antain

Bev_Antain

Italy
February 2004

NOV 22, 2006 07:33 AM

Zoetica said:
is anyone else remotely disturbed by the title of this piece?



I was when i read it.
I initially thought some new "studies" revealed tha who uses viagra goes straight to the daughter rather than the wife

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

NOV 22, 2006 09:52 AM

ASSH0LE said:
I suspect the gal is telling a bit of a story here.

Women can and sometimes DO use Viagra to make the "little boat" "raise periscope."



Does this actually work or is it a placebo effect? Does it enhance sensitivity or just cause a fem-boner?

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

NOV 22, 2006 08:16 PM

mydogfarted said:

ASSH0LE said:
I suspect the gal is telling a bit of a story here.

Women can and sometimes DO use Viagra to make the "little boat" "raise periscope."



Does this actually work or is it a placebo effect? Does it enhance sensitivity or just cause a fem-boner?


Well...Viagra is a vasodilator. I suspect if there is more blood to the area, and more "flush", there would be more sensitivity...?

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